"I Don't Want To Go To The Moon"
 
Well, I'd like to fly to the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air.
Yes, I'd like to fly to the moon,
But I don't think I'd like to live there.
Well, I'd like to look down on the earth from above.
How I'd miss all the places and the people I love.
Well, I know I'd enjoy it for one afternoon,
But I don't want to live on the moon.

So if I should visit the moon,
I'll dance on a moonbeam and then,
I will make a wish on a star,
And I'll wish I was home once again.

"I've Had It With You"
 
We put up with your shit,
You California kids.
We do all the work and you get rich.
You spoiled little brat,
You're stupid, slow, and fat.
You fuckin' indie punk aristocrat.
What can I do?
What can I do?
What can I do?
I've had it with you.

"I'm The Boy For You"
 
Killin time cos you're on my mind
And there's nothing I can do
Turn away, I hold no sway
Cos you don't know it's true
A boy like me don't rate a second glance
My words I ain't mincin
If you need convincin
But if you give me half a chance
You'll see

Walk around this stupid town
Waste my days away
I wanna shout
Just hear me out
This is what I say

I know they talk about us
I know just what they say
Someday they'll talk about us
In a brand new way

How bout tonight
I'll hold you tight
Watch the stars go by
Make a wish
Get a kiss
Give this love a try
I'm the boy for you

Pleasant Screams (2002)



1.   Get A Life And Live It Loser
2.   See You Later Fuckface
3.   I Wanna Be Happy
4.   Danny Vapid
5.   I Never Got The Girl
6.   It's Cold Outside
7.   Psycho Over You
8.   Generation Of Swine
9.   Tic Tic Toc
10.   I Don't Want You Hanging Around
11.   Homo
14.   Molly Neuman

"Get A Life And Live It Loser"
 
When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand.
You fuckin' jerk, you got your drink in your hand.
And I'm fuckin' sick of hearin' you whine
About everyone that's wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin', wastin', wastin' all your time.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

You think you're punk, but you're really a snob.
And you talked yourself right out of a job.
And I'm fuckin' sick of hearin' you whine
About everyone that's wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin', wastin', wastin' all your time.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

You think that you're perfect, so lovable and cute.
But you're just so pathetic that it makes me wanna puke.
You stupid little shit, go suck your mommy's tit.
Get lost.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

"See You Later Fuckface"
 
I wasn't looking for trouble,
But it came looking for me.
I may not have any muscles,
But I can move like Bruce Lee.

So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends,
I left the stage, intending to land on them.

See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
We hate you.

My dive was graceful and swanlike.
It was a sight to behold.
I fell on top of a table,
And broke a couple of bones.

One of the mongoloid's girlfriends kicked me
Right in the family jewels.
I socked her one in the eye, and said,
"Fuck you!"

"I Wanna Be Happy"
 
I wanna be happy; I don't wanna be sad.
I wanna be a good boy; I don't wanna be bad.
I wanna be happy.
Yeah, I wanna be happy so bad.

I wanna be happy; yeah, I really do.
But everybody's saying I'm no good for you.
They know that I'm a cretin, and I know it's true.
But I don't care.

I wanna see you at Kenmore Square, yeah,
And on the Bowery, too.
And in Toranto on Queen Street,
Or on Belmont Avenue.

'Cause I don't wanna be alone and sad no more,
And I've been through this before.
Can't you understand this much is true?
I wanna be happy with you.
It's all I wanna do.
I wanna be happy with you.

Riding the surf in Doheny, baby.
Walking on Mission Street, too.
Cruisin' down el Cajon Boulevard
And at First Avenue.

"Danny Vapid"

Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too.
Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news.
He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around.
He ain't no fucking clown.
He's Danny Vapid, the punk rocker - oh yeah!

Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
And he's okay to me.

I'm so sick of hearing stupid rumors flying around.
One more fucking time, and someone's head'll get a pound.
You phony kids, go listen to your ska.
Get beat up by your ma.
Soon you'll be a stupid, college asshole
Like your heroes.

Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
But he's okay to me.

"I Never Got The Girl"
 
I never got the girl till you
Came along and said, "I wouldn't
mind to hang around a while."

Now the sun - it's always shining every day
Because you're never far away.
And things are going fine.

Time stood still forever, and then you came along.
I used to say never ever will I find a girl
To hang around and make me feel I"m not a clown.

Stupid girls before were always leaving.
Listen up, believe me I"m believing.
I never got the girl till I got you.

I'm so sick of hanging around alone,
Being bored and staying at home.
I'm so sick of singing the blues.
I've paid all my dues; I got you.

"It's Cold Outside"

Originally by The Choir
 
well the world used to be sunny
and jokes used to be funny
but now you're gone
and everything's turned around

well the world used to be warm
and there never was a storm
but now you're gone and
everythings turned upside down

and now it's cold outside
and the rain is pouring down
and the leaves are turning brown
can't you see
that now it's cold outside
and it's all because of you
'cause there's nothing i can do
to make you love me