"Idiot Savant"
 
You know he read a couple books
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he's better than me
A condescending attitude
Well I hate to tell you dude
Can't even buy a vowel on your SAT's

Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call
He's an idiot savant, a first class moron
He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop
The next studying Geometry

He really made his parents proud
A regular Magna Cum Laud
Valedictorian of the urinal set
Is he a genius? Listen, bud
The man splits atoms with his butt
Don't need his fingers to count to ten

He's a Renaissance man of the world he's doing well
He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help
He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
Who drooled his way to a PhD

He's way too smart to be fooled
By the likes of me or you
He knows what's going on in the world
He thinks that Chili con carne
Is a Mexican farmer
And RuPaul is just a real tall girl

He'll show you who's really the better man
As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that
He's an idiot savant in a 30 point font
He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
Just to go down on history

[Repeat first chorus]

"I Enjoy Being A Boy"

Originally by Banana Splits
 
I live in a cucumber castle
On the banks of a cranberry sea
And starfish dance under my drawbridge
And blackbirds make nests in my tree
I enjoy being a boy, in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
In love with you girl, oh yeah

I live in a purple plum mansion
In the mist of a strawberry stream
And mellifluous bells ring out softly
From a hill of vanilla fudge cream
I enjoy being a boy, in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
In love with you girl, oh yeah

"Don't Mess It Up"
 
I really don't know what I'm doing
Hanging out with you
Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not
It's funny but It's true
I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be kissing those lips
I'm tired of dreaming of getting my kicks

Don't mess it up now - [x3]

I always wanted to be with a girl
Who loved me all day long
I can't explain what's in my brain
But something's going on
I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be kissing those lips
I'm tired of dreaming of getting my kicks

Don't mess it up now - [x3]

[Guitar solo - Bridge - Chorus - To end]

"Sayonara Sucker"
 
Sayonara sucker, get lost and get outta town
Sayonara sucker, well I don't need you around
'Cause you know everybody thinks that you're such a drag
And half your brain's all alone in your head
Face it you're fucked
You've got a big old mouth
I wanna stomp your face with my Keds

Sayonara sucker - [x4]

Sayonara sucker, your girlfriend's just a dumb bitch
Sayonara sucker, I hope she gives you the slip
'Cause you know everybody thinks that you're such a drag
and half your brain's all alone in your head
Face it you're fucked
You've got a big old mouth
I wanna stomp your face with my Keds

Sayonara sucker - [x4]

Beyond The Valley Of The Assfuckers (2000)



1.   Uncouth
2.   Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy
3.   Strangle the Girl
4.   I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
5.   Stupid Fucking Vegan
6.   In With the Out Crowd
7.   I Wanna Know
8.   Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull
9.   I Hate Your Fucking Guts
10.   Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
11.   My Cunt's a Cunt
12.   I Just Called to say Fuck You
13.   Just Say Cunt

"Uncouth"
 
Excuse my French I think I swore
I called your mom a dirty whore
Pardon me I think I farted
Please don't think that I'm retarded

Mercy me I think I puked
Please don't let that get you spooked
Just overlook that I'm a mess
While I run my hands up your dress

I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth

Holy cow I stole your car
I burned the seats with my cigar
Kiss my ass, I hate your guts
I may be rude, but I'm not nuts

I'm sorry baby but that's just the way it has to be
When we first fucked
I told you get the hell away from me
With all my stupid bullshit
You haven't had enough
To get fucked up the ass each night
It must be fucking tough

[Chorus]

"Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy"
 
How come skinhead oi boys have no work
I bet if they did they'd go berserk
Shut up about the working class
A job is no big deal
You all look like Hitler youth - good job
That's some appeal

You oi-boys and oi-girls have quite the scene
At shows you love to gang up and get mean
The ones I know were racist then
But that's all in the past
Excuse my not believing you
It's happened much too fast

Little rich working class oi boy
Little rich working class oi boy
Little rich working class oi boy

You look and act and talk like Nazi goons
If you truly cared you'd change your tune
The auro you exude tells everyone just how you feel
I don't buy your bullshit boys
Sorry, there's no deal

[Chorus]

"Strangle the Girl"

She said I'm not good enough
to walk her home
She said I'm not worth enough
to call her on the phone
She won't even say hello unless she's alone
I don't like it at all

When there's nobody else around
she'll think of me
Call me and act as if we're so friendly
With the gang she looks away
and she don't speak
I don't like it at all

How come she's a bitch all the time
all the time

I gotta strangle the girl
I gotta strangle the girl tonight
I gotta gotta strangle the girl
I gotta strangle the girl

I'm a joke, a loser and a waste of time
I've tried so hard to be her friend
but she ain't mine
Don't she understand how much it really hurts
In public she don't know me
and it really hurts

"I'm Not a Mongo Anymore"
 
I don't even wanna know my name
I hope everybody goes insane
I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts
I drink, I fuck, I fight the runts
Oh no! I'm not a Mongo

Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore

Everyone I meet thinks I'm a jerk
I'd love to kill the fuckers where I work
I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts
I drink, I fuck, I fight - you runts!!
Oh no! I'm not a Mongo

Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore

"Stupid Fucking Vegan"
 
Acting like you care about
some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan

You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan

You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're fucking hot
You fucking vegan

[Bridge]
[Chorus (sort of like bridge)]
[Guitar solo (sort of for Gino)]

Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a fucking bore
You fucking vegan

[Bridge]
[Chorus]