"Duke Kahanamoku"
 
He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt
But he's number one in Waikiki
He won't smoke crack behind your back
while he's hanging from a coconut tree
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me

Duke Duke Duke Kahanamoku [4x]
It ain't the waves you catch
It ain't the drugs you do
You'll never be as cool as Duke Kahanamoku

Some people say Dick Dale's just the coolest dude
(He even take karate lesson - with Elvis too)
He can shoot the curl around the world
He's cooler than you and me

[Chorus]

We're getting lots of girls - at least we sure hope so
(It's hard to tell at times down in old Rio)
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me

[Chorus]

"I Think She's Starting To Like Me"
 
I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me

I just love her witty repartee it's so nice
If she invites me out for burgers I won't think twice
What can I do to be with you
You make me blush
my crush
You're just so cute and neat and sweet and
I think she's starting to like me

All my friends are telling me she's out of my league
My Mom suggests I give it up the girl's just a tease
But I'm in love with her
For sure

I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me

"Girl About Town"
 
See the girl running around
She used to play in a band in town
Had an electric guitar covered in stars
The Be-Back Queen of the music scene

She got signed to a record label
Spent the advance on a pinball table
Sold a hundred records to all her friends
Now she's back again

She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
goes out with a boy through the MC5s
Wears a different t-shirt every night
With Access-All Areas pinned on tight

See her running around she's the girl about town that you heard of [4x]

See the girl lying under the bar?
She used to be a rock and roll star
Smoked cigarettes with Joan Jett in America

She got her picture in Rolling Stone
She was third from the left behind Joey Ramone
You couldn't see her face but I'm sure she looked great anyway

She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
Goes out with a boy through the MC5s
He'd be ok if he didn't hit her
Or go to bed with the babysitter

See her running around she's the girl about town that you've heard of [4x]

"Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?"
 
Things went black and you're outta your skull
Ed Wood film come to life
Rent's not paid and you're hating your life
some dude just fucked your wife

No one cares if you live or die or if you even exist
you got the brains of a rat and the manners too
and you're really fucking pissed

Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you

No one cares if you live or die or if you even exist
you got the brains of a rat and the manners too
and you're really fucking pissed

Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you

"I Can't Stay Mad At You"
 
You can make me cry you can break my heart
But I'll never say we're through
Even when I die I can't stay mad at you

You can run around you can tell me lies
but there's nothing I can do
I'll never say goodbye 'cause I can't stay mad at you

I got mad at you last night
when you were holding another boy tight
but when I thought about all your charms
I bounced right back into your arms

One thing you'll know for sure I won't be the one
to fall in love with someone new
I'll love you till I die 'cause I can't stay mad at you

I bounced right back into your arms

"Tangerine"
 
Tangerine honey don't be afraid
Everyone gets hurt now and then
Tangerine take a walk in the rain
Watch it turning to snow again
It seems kind of funny when I look back on it now
I'm still working on sorting it out

Time away might have helped to create
A solution more subtle
There's a way but the look on your face
Says there's gonna be trouble
It's a little sad to wake up all alone these days
I'm not sure I'm gonna be ok

Tell it to me tell it to me one more time now
Whatcha wanna do
Do we keep on going?

What a dream oh I couldn't believe
It had all been forgotten yeah
Now I see that I can't take it back
And it's starting to rot again
Tangerine I know what I said
Tangerine it was all in your head

Tangerine I really wanted you to stay [4x]

"Something In My Heart"
 
There's a place inside of me only you and I can go
And I know when everything gets me down I'm not alone

I guess I'm trying hard to say
that I want you want you every day
When we're together everything's ok

And we run and we run and the road unfolding never ends
But with you by my side you know I'd do it all again

I guess I'm trying hard to say
That I want you want you every day
When we're together everything's ok

You know there's something something
something in my heart [2x]

"I'm A Fool"
 
You know where I can be found
Don't you know I'm just waiting by the telephone girl
While you're out running around yeah
I'm sitting home all alone
I'm a fool just a silly fool
To be in love with you

You can't be kind to me girl
You always treat me bad girl
But I can't let you go I know
It would only make me sad
I'm a fool just a silly fool
To be in love with you

You treat me just like dirt
You have all the fun I stay home and work

Baby I wish I knew, yeah
Just how to get you off my mind girl
To put you down and say we're through yeah
I think about you all the time
I'm a fool just a silly fool
To be in love with you

"Monkey In A Suit"
 
Well I'm commander-in-chief
What's your beef?
It's my war not yours
Gotta take the hill
If a few are killed
We must stay the course

I'm a nazi cat in my SUV
Just an ape and you're all freaks
I'm a nazi cat I'm a cool monkey

I had to steal the vote
As you all know
I'm the top dog in the land
I call the shots
I'm the chief despot
Fighting for the fatherland

Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a 'nucular' bomb

"Brian Wilson"
 
Ten years in bed, living inside my head
While the work-a-day world passes by
When did reality become the enemy?
When did the summertime die?

Baby, don't tell me we're through
'Cause even lost causes come true
The song that you're singing, a brand new beginning
I want to sing it with you

It's a good thing, Brian Wilson
It's a good thing we've got you around
It's a good thing, Brian Wilson
'Cause you've got your feet on the ground

I spend my time talking to ghosts
But you're the one I miss the most
Singing me songs to be keeping me company
Leaving me lost in the sea

It's a good thing, Brian Wilson
It's a good thing we've got you around
It's a good thing, Brian Wilson
'Cause you've got your feet on the ground

You've got a good thing, Brian Wilson
You've got a good thing, Brian Wilson
You've got a good thing, Brian Wilson
It's a good thing