"In With the Out Crowd"
 
I like freaks and losers who hate me
They'd blow up the world and laugh with glee
See things how they really are
Mindless lemmings in a jar
The Pope is just another rock star

I'm in I'm in
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd

You're all fast food fairies and you're fucked
You're all fast food fairies outta luck
Big Brother is watching you
Big Brother is fucking you
He made you a zombie true

I'm in I'm in
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd

[Guitar lead!! (also for Gino)]

I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd

"I Wanna Know"
 
Something's pounding in my head
I need a girl like you
to help me do my math at night
and raise up my I.Q.
Symptoms seem to say one thing
That I'm ok with you
Emotions not my strongest suit
My concentration's limited too

I wanna know why the birds they sing
I wanna know why the grass is green
I wanna know why the sky is blue
And what it is between me and you
Yeah - I wanna know

Over under sideways down
Oh what can i do
I won't eat my vegetables
And I don't wanna play with you
Once again I've got a crush
I laugh and then I cry
It's either great or horrible
When it's all over I always say why

[Chorus]

"Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull"
 
Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull
Listen up and then jump off a bridge
You're stupid and useless - the village idiot
Face the facts, you're dumber than my fridge
When you start talking, people scream
and run out of the room
When you were young, I bet your mommy
traveled on a broom
So take me to your leader - you stupid human loon
I hate you skinhead oi-boys
You fucking Nazi goons

Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull
You're boring and your conversation's dull
Boys respect the girls when you're out on the hunt
The brown spots the vagina
all the rest of her's the cunt
The boys are all such toughies
Hangin' in a pack
They try to look like Hitler youth
I think I'm gonna gag
They wanna run the country
Now that would be a hoot
'Cause these morons couldn't handle
a fucking paper route

Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull
You human House of Horrors - go fall down a well
You're stupid and useless - the village idiot
To top it off you even fucking smell
On the scale of evolution
You're equal to a snail
Your brain is lost forever
Kinda like the Holy Grail
Like a monkey on acid, your life is never dull
On a journey to the center of your empty fucking skull

"I Hate Your Fucking Guts"
 
I don't wanna be around you anymore
I don't wanna hear another word you say
You make Bulltit look like he's a real a smart fucker
And I'm kinda hopin that you'll go away

I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts

You think you're a punk
but you're just a jock
And up your ass you'd love to feel a cock
You're so pathetic with your punk rock band
You're a stupid fuck, a human cuckoo clock

[Chorus]
[Lead guitar (dedicated to Gino!!)]
[Chorus]

"Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)"
 
Everytime you're drunk
you always act like you're so tough
You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your
bluff
Everyone is sick of you
You're a wimp through and through
I swear you look worse than Charles Bukowski
We saw you drunk a thousand times
You're an alcoholic Alber Einstein
EINSTEIN EINSTEIN ALBER EINSTEIN

Babyface boo hoo hoo
You're just a babyface boo hoo hoo hoo yea

Everyone's an asshole but you and both your
friends
If they don't kiss your ass your ass all day
it would be the end
You're a lazy piece of shit
Always drunk you little twit
I won't kiss your ass you're a loser
Never had to work a job
Your movie equal is the Blob
Admit the fact
You're just a punk rock snob
PUNK ROCK SNOB PUNK ROCK SNOB

[Chorus]

I'd bitch slap you cause you're just a bitch
Supported by your girlfriend the witch
You're lucky she's around for you
She's save your ass, you leech you shrew
You pay her back by fucking other girls
The day she gets her glasses fixed
Is when you're gonna get deep sixed
Grovel in the dirt and run to mommy
MOMMY MOMMY RUN TO MOMMY

[Chorus]

"My Cunt's a Cunt"
 
Before we went out
I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her
And I see that shes' not
With the mouth of a pirhana -
that's always full
And the face of a rabit pit bull

My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt

My friends all say she's funny
Well hardy har har
I think she needs a head massage
With a steel bar
I used to fantasize of her
The little jiz jar
But now I dream of seeing her
Getting hit by a car

[Chorus]
[(Guitar solo for Gino!!)]

I guess by now you know
I really hate that bitch
I'd love to see her full of holes in a ditch
They'd do the world a favor
By shuttin' her up
The loud mouth whore with a little C-cup

[Chorus]

"I Just Called to say Fuck You"
 
I've got nothing else to do
My life sucks, there's nothing new
Don't care if you love me true
Don't care you got someone new
Don't care you got someone new

What's a punk rocker to do
I just called to say fuck you

I'm just kinda feeling blue
Rememberin' what we used to do
Don't care if you love me true
Don't care you got someone new
Don't care you got someone new

What's a punk rocker to do
I just called to say fuck you

"Just Say Cunt"
 
I think it's so stupid
Girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt

I think "gash" is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it
When I'm eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt

Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt

[Motherfucking lead guitar]

I hope you're not offended
By this little tune of mine
So girls please don't start to flip out
To say cunt is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter
is called the runt

[Chorus]

Today (EP, 2001)



1.   Yeah, Well, Whatever
2.   I Don't Want To Go To The Moon
3.   I've Had It With You
4.   I'm The Boy For You

"Yeah, Well, Whatever"
 
I don't wanna be stupid,
Acting like a jerk.
Girls all drive me crazy
And make my ass berserk.
Things ain't going my way.
I swear it's such a shame.
I don't wanna belabor
The point, but she's a pain.
I don't need a girlfriend
To bitch and moan all day.
I swear she's so retarded.
I know she's retarded.
I know she's retarded.
Okay.

Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.