"She's a Cretin"
 
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
With some politics that would make Bozo drool
Well I'd really like to smash her fucking face
And knock her fat ass into outer space
I'm sorry if this don't sound to P.C. -
I don't worship her so she hates me

She's a cretin - can't you see
She's a cretin - a sickie
She's a cretin - and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

Cretin, Cretin, oh she's a cretin

"Next Stop Rehab"
 
I started out by sniffing glue
Killing brain cells one by one's so cool
Pissing off my mom, acting really dumb
When you get down to it, having lots of fun

What the hell is wrong with getting high
Won't you tell me why, oh why, oh why
I'm really in the soup, they want me in group
And when they do I'll throw them for a loop

Next stop: Rehab - Next stop: Rehab
Next stop: Rehabilitation - can't wait
Next stop: Rehab - Next stop: Rehab
Next stop: Rehabilitation - can't wait

Can't wait - YEAH!

"High School Psychopath II"
 
I didn't know my name - my girlfriend is a pain
My mom and dad they reallt freak me out
I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive?
Mom and Dad they always scream and shout

I was a high school psychopath - part two
High school pyschopath - fuck you
High school pyschopath - like you
High school pyschopath - GO

School so fucking lame - there's rats inside my brain
My mom and dad they reallt freak me out
I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive?
Mom and Dad they always scream and shout

I was a high school psychopath - part two
High school pyschopath - fuck you
High school pyschopath - like you
High school pyschopath - GO

I'm all alone - it's just me
I want no part of LSD
Your ruffled hippy vest looks great
But it's no longer '68
Cut you hair you gaddamned fool
Please understand that I hate you
Jump off a bride - and please us all
They'll really miss you at the mall
There's something crazy in my head
All I wanna do is cry - I can't figure out just why
All I wanna do is cry - but I'd rather see you DIE!

High school psychopath [x6]

"If You Only had a Brain"
 
Your mouth's always open, you think you're so damn smart
Without all your friends you just fall apart
Please tell me now what's the score
You know it, you fucking bore
I hoping you'll get away, far away from me
Go pose for somebody else

If you only had a brain [x4]

"I Gotta Girlfriend"
 
She don't care what I think, she's don't care what I do
Even though things don't go right, I know her love for me is true
I love her, I want you to know
I'd love to scream out "I do"
Sometime soon you'll realize she's tougher than you

I got a girlfriend [x4]
I got a girlfriend and now things turn out okay

"Hawaii"
 
Do you wanna go
Straight to Hawaii (Hawaii) Hawaii (Hawaii)
Straight to Hawaii (Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do (Honolulu, Waikiki) you wanna come along with me
(Do you wanna come along with me)

I heard about all the pretty girls
With their grass skirts down to their knees
All my life I wanted to see
The island called Hawaii

Go to Hawaii (Hawaii) Hawaii (Hawaii)
Straight to Hawaii (Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do (Honolulu, Waikiki) you wanna come along with me
(Do you wanna come along with me)

Now I don't know what town you're from
But don't tell me that they got bigger waves
Cause everyone that goes
Comes back with nothing but raves

That's in Hawaii (Hawaii) Hawaii (Hawaii)
That's in Hawaii (Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do (Honolulu, Waikiki) you wanna come along with me
(Do you wanna come along with me)

And pretty soon this Winter
They'll hold the surfing championship of the year
Surfer guys and girls
Will be coming from far and near

Go to Hawaii (Hawaii) Hawaii (Hawaii)
Go to Hawaii (Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do (Honolulu, Waikiki) you wanna come along with me
(Do you wanna come along with me)

"From Your Boy"

 I'm hanging 'round hoping hard
That you wanna be with me always and always
It's my way of saying won't you stick around me
For the rest of your life

I'm gonna wish on a star
That you're gonna stay with me always and always
It's my way of saying won't you stick around me
For the rest of your life

This song is straight from your boy, and it's just for you
Even though you've gone and left me alone
This song is straight from your boy, and it's just for you
Even though you're gone I can't stop loving you
I always think of you

"Definitely"
 
Funny thoughts and funny words I've said
Are rattling around inside my head
This world ain't exactly what it seems
These days things are weird and everybody's mean
I'm doing okay, don't you know, can't you see
I guess I got you and I guess you got me
The shit that I take and the shit that I hear
You better sit down and give me your ear

Definitely alright, definitely outta sight
Definitely so cool you're my girl

"Everthing's Going my Way"
 
I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today
The phone rand, I grabbed it and I heard you say:
"Hey man, whatcha doing right now,
Get off your ass and come downtown
Hurry up and love might come your way."
And I rush and run, I know how to have fun
And I'm gonna do it my way
With you right by my side, you appeal to my pride
And I wouldn't have it any other way

Everything's going my way [x3]

The sun is out and I'm gonna have a good day
Gonna get drunk, oh yeah I'm, hoping you'll stay
"Hey man, whatcha doing right now,
Get off your ass and come downtown
Hurry up and love might come your way."
And I rush and run, I know how to have fun
And I'm gonna do it my way
With you right by my side, you appeal to my pride
And I wouldn't have it any other way

Everything's going my way [x3]

Why won't you ever listen
You don't know what you're missing
Why won't you hang out with me

Everything's going my way

"Cut it Dude"
 
All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls get so impressed
It makes me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
It's '95 not '69
I don't think it'es very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ

Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they're just
The biggest jerks around
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo won't you please
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me

Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Then you'd be so cool like me