"I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom"
 
I never get to do what I want to do
My brain is fried and my heart it's screwed
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
Let me tell ya
Nothing's not right, not anymore
My heart us barely ticking, my complexion's poor
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
And oh I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Oh, I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Now couldn't ya, couldn't ya, couldn't ya give me a chance?

She's hurting me so, awoah awoah oh oh
It was all that I wanted too
It was everything, it was me and you
It was everything that I wanted to do

I didn't get invited to the prom

[repeat first verse]

She's hurting me so, awoah awoah oh oh
I was so excited, and she was undecided
So I didn't get invited to the prom

"That Girl"
 
All the boys are talking about her
they say I'm gonna have to live without her
but that's not the way that things are gonna work out

They say that she's been running around
that she's getting ready to put me down
but there's a few things that they'll never know about her

Cause she's got her own way of doing things
and she don't care what anybody thinks
she goes where she wants to go
and sees who she wants to see
and tonight she wants to see me

No I'm not saying that she's my girl
she's her own woman that's one thing sure
but when we're together I'm the luckiest guy in town
she wont make promises that she can't keep
but when we're together we're not counting sheep
and I'm sure that she would never let me down.

[Chorus]
Causes she's got her own way of living her life
and she's not looking to be anybody's wife
she goes where she wants to go
and sees who she wants to see
and tonight she wants to see me

Now some guys say a girl like her is nothing but bad news
but if I had to do it all again I would still chose
a look like hers is unlike any other look than i have ever seen
cause we can see each other when we wanna be together but we both can still feel free

[Chorus]

"Peppermint Girl"
 
She's shooting arrows through my heart
Builds me up then tears me apart
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
It's really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know

So cool, so neat and so sweet, she's
My peppermint girl

She put my heart into a spin
She wants out but I want it
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
It's really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know

So cool, so neat and so sweet, she's my peppermint girl

A Day Late And A Dollar Short (1996)



1.   We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
2.   Terminal Rut
3.   Fagtown
4.   I Want It Now
5.   Trash This Place
6.   Love Me
7.   Kicked Out Of The Webelos
8.   Tulu Is A Wimp
9.   At The Mall
10.   I Spent The Rent
11.   I Don't Wanna Work
12.   I'm Useless
13.   This Place Sucks
14.   Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
15.   I Like Young Girls
16.   Nuni In New York
17.   Nobody Likes Me
18.   Nothing To Do
19.   I'm Nowhere At All
20.   MacArthur Park
21.   Flesh For Tulu
22.   Fuck You
23.   Didn't want None
24.   Meatwagon
25.   Didn't Puke
26.   Bonehead
27.   Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
28.   Nothing To Do
29.   Gay Boy
30.   Nobody Likes Me
31.   Too Many Twinkies
32.   Half Shitfaced
33.   Live This Life

"We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin"
 
Take it, Tulu.
1-2-3-4

We'd have a riot doing heroin.
Take a needle and stick it in.
We stick a spike into our skin.
Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin.

"Terminal Rut"
 
I wake up and smoke a joint.
I love my life 'cause there's no point.
I hit the couch; turn on the tube.
I love to watch the Family Feud.

I'm all fucked up; it's time for me
To change the channel on TV.
It's getting dark; it's time to crash.
I wish I had some real good hash.

Go to the sink; I love to spit.
I'm in a rut; don't give a shit.

"Fagtown"
 
Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around.
?
This motel is certainly peach.
Fagtown ? on the beach.

Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.

"Trash This Place"
 
We trash this place; I don't know why.
Got to clean it up; I want to cry.
You're just a bunch of useless friends
Who partied to the very end.
We trash this place; I don't why.
You'll clean it up; I'll fuckin' lie.
I'll never get my money back.
Thank you, suck the landlord's prick.
We trash this place.

"Love Me"
 
Hi, this is station AWOL,
Coming to you from from over the hill at Bob Bar city.
I'm gonna sing if I come back tonight,
Can I still keep my stripes or have I stayed away too long?

Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
Then get the fuck out.

Hey, keep it going boys.
We're coming right on back, but we're gonna go the other way though.
Fuck me, whip me, bite me, beat me, like the dirty dog that I am.
And leave me, and then get the fuck out.

(Beat me) like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
(Bite me) then get the fuck out.
Beat me, bite me, and whip me.

Now look out, boys, the big dog's gonna move on in
Here's what they call a wildfire.
Yeah, coming on.
Come on back, boy.

Hey, big boy, if you can't run with the big dog,
You better stay on the porch.

Hey, get it.

Beat me, bite me, whip me, like the dirty dog that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
Then get the fuck out.

Hit that, drummerboy.

Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me
Then get the fuck out.

C'mon.

Get going.

Then get out.
I mean get the fuck out.

"Kicked Out Of The Webelos"
 
This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.

Well, I guess that's the way it goes.
Kicked out of the Webelos, go!

This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.

Well, I guess that's the way it goes.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Out of the Webelos.