"Noodle Brain"
 
Sittin' drinkin' a brew. trying not to think of you
I think you suck - you acted like a slut
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up - this stupid song's for you
You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain you're ugly
You're a noodle brain you're so stupid
You're a noodle brain just like me
Sittin' drinkin' a brew and I'm feeling like a stooge
You're the reason why I drank all that beer last night
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up - this is what I think you
[Chorus x2]

"I Can't Stand You"
 
I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts
I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost
Can't stand what you say or what you do
What you say or what you do
I can't stand you [x4]
I can't stand the military, I can't stand my old school
I can't stand freaks and fairies, I can't stand stupid rules
Can't stand what you say ot what you do
What you say or what you do
I can't stand you [x4]

"Night of the Livid Queers"
 
Am I going crazy or is it my empty head
B-Face is so lazy all day he stays in bed
Going out with Nikki made Hugh's brain go dim
But Johhny Ramone knows I can play faster than him
GO
GO
Flippin' out I'm trippin' out
I'm really shittin' now
Night of the Livid Queers [x2]
A.J. hangs around with total acne on his face
Me and Lash are slingin' hash over at Joe's Place
The Queers threw all the knuckle-heads out the fuckin' door
B-Face better clean all the puke up off the floor
[Chorus]

"Granola-Head"
 
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don't wanna be a granola-head [x2]
Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks
[Chorus]
Oh can't you see
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
[Chorus x2]

"I Won't Be"
 
I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me [x2]
I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be your boyfriend because I just can't stand you
[Chorus]

"Monster Zero"
 
I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet
We started necking in the back seat
She says she's crazy, well I'm crazy too
I think that bonehead should stop sniffing glue
I think she's nuts, I think she's really gone
I think she's on pot
She's crazy, I'm lazy, who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah...
Monster Zero [x4]
I think she's whacked out, she thinks I'm cheap
I tried to kiss her but she fell asleep
Thought I impressed her with my dad's car
She's looking at me like I'm a retard
I think she's nuts, I think she's really gone
I think that she's on pot
She's crazy, I'm lazy, who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah...
Monster Zero [x4]

"Daydreaming"
 
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now it ain;t since I got you
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
And now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cruel
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I know better now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination...
I'm daydreaming my life away 'cause of you
Yeah, I love the funny clothes that you wear
And the little things you do to your hair
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don't say maybe 'cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination...
I'm daydreaming my life away 'cause of you

Beat Off (1994)



1.   Steak Bomb
2.   Drop The Attitude Fucker
3.   You Make Me Wanna Puke
4.   Teenage Gluesniffer
5.   Ben Weasel
6.   VooDoo Doll
7.   Mirage
8.   Grounded
9.   Live This Life
10.   Half Shitfaced
11.   Too Many Twinkies
12.   All Screwed Up

"Drop The Attitude Fucker"
 
We see you with your pony tail and flannel 'round your waste
Sideburns, goatee, and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all a favor and lose the hoop from the lip
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
Drop the attitude, fucker
Drop the attitude, dude
Drop the attitude, fucker
Fucker drop the attitude
You think with your antics your parents are in shock
But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs
You sneer down your nose, look at us with disgust
But you'll never be as famous as us
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
Drop the attitude, fucker
Drop the attitude, dude
Drop the attitude, fucker
Fucker drop the attitude

"You Make Me Wanna Puke"
 
Well I got problems, yes I do
But they never get me down
Whenever I see your face, my head starts spinning 'round
A boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Boo-hoo-hoo

I got problems, yes I do
Like a monkey on my back
My girlfriend is seventeen and I'm never turning back

Talk shit, smell bad, yes you're so cool
A clueless fuckup, yes it's true
You make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Puke, and I'm gonna puke all over you
Puke, and I don't know what I wanna do
Puke
Puke
You make puke