"Teenage Gluesniffer"
 
John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke

Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax

Well he's only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat's Denny's and pukes

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerkoff
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer...

"Ben Weasel"
 
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips my lid
But deepd own inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room

He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel what can you do
Ben Weasel he's co cool

He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his libing room and festers every night
But we know his barks worse than his bite

He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

"VooDoo Doll"
 
I know girls, and I know you
And the the stupid games you play
I'm not good enough for you
Well this is what I say

You may not know it but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure do
Don't you know
I love you so

All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll

Walking down the street, staring at my feet
And I'm all alone
Everybody laughs at me
I'm in the twilight zone

You may not know it but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure do
Don't you know
I love you so

All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll

"Mirage"
 
I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's
Corner
I'd love to get you but you vanish through the doorway
And oh wow
All it is to think about you
I love everything about you
Now I know you're real enough
But my imagination is so stunned
That I see you coming into view
And your face is telling me that you
Oh yeah oh, wanna be by my side
Oh yeah oh, now it's finally time
Mirage, that's all you are to me
Mirage, something that I hardly see
So I keep walking through the alleys and the hallways
Where are you
I keep remembering the kisses in the doorway
And car too
How it all comes back to me
The movies ever Saturday
And the places that we use to be
I wish somehow to have that life
Well it use to be

[Chorus]

"Grounded"
 
Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse, hey that's just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO
GO
GO
GO

Grounded -- Now it's time to suck my thumb
Grounded -- I bet Dad's on top of Mom
Grounded -- And I don't know what to do
Grounded -- And it ain't to fuckin' cool
Grounded Grounded

Trousers 'round his ankles as he gave me the belt
Dumber than a fence post, that is how I felt
You'd never see this happen on the Brady Bunch
Well I'd love to give my fat old man a great big fucking punch
GO
GO
GO
GO

"Live This Life"
 
I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood.
Explain myself the best I can, but it dosen't do any good.
I wish Joey was president, oh, what can I say?
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a.

And now I wanna kill someone, and now I wanna die.
But I just think I'll sit in my room and cry.
I wish Joey was president, oh, what can I say?
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a.

Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life.

You know that I really hate you
And all the fucked-up things that you do.
Im doing okay so listen to what I say.
HEY!

"Half Shitfaced"
 
I think paying fuckin' rent sucks.
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks.
I spilled a beer in the living room.
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon.

Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks.
He ripped us off two hundred bucks.
his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match.

"Too Many Twinkies"
 
Ripping off you friends, stuffing your fat face.
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race.
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve.
Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf.

Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.

You're a bunch of rock stars; you're a bunch of lard.
And I hate to you, your bass player's a retard.
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and and smoking those cigars.

Shut your fuckin' mouth.

"All Screwed Up"
 
I don't know if you like me but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do

It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around

I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
Oh yeah

Disgusted and moping, all bummed out
All i wanna do is sit and pout
I don't know if you like me but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you

It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around

I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up

All screwed up
She's got me all screwed up

Move Back Home (1995)



1.   She's a Cretin
2.   Next Stop Rehab
3.   High School Psychopath II
4.   If You Only had a Brain
5.   I Gotta Girlfriend
6.   Hawaii
7.   From Your Boy
8.   Definitely
9.   Everthing's Going my Way
10.   Cut it Dude
11.   I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom
12.   That Girl
13.   Peppermint Girl