"Everything's O.K."
 
They say I'm outta my skull
I've really, really gone down
And I'm taking the Queers
My wrist went limp and I resemble a chimp in between my ears
I'm a fucking jerk, under a bridge I lurk
I'm an idiot too
I guess I'm not a punk
'Cause I stopped getting drunk
And puking all over my shoes
I can't run with you sports
I'm hanging on the porch
And I'm having fun today

Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. oh yeah
Well I'm in love with you too

You see I'm still around with some different clowns
And I don't need to get stoned
I've got a punk rock girl
Sweet as a chocolate swirl in sugar cone
I'm not a fucking jerk
'Cause I don't have to work
I travel all over the world
I oughtta beat your ass
You stupid fucking spazz
The sight of you is making me hurl
I don't care if I'm cool
If I don't get kicked outta school
'Cause here's where I'm at today

Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. with me
Everything's O.K. oh yeah
Well I'm in love with you too

[Mean guitar solo]

I don't care what you say
'Cause you weren't my friends anyway
And I'm having fun today

Everything's O.K. with me

"I Didn't Puke"
 
You've been spreading lies around
You've been trying to put me down
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do

I didn't puke - [x4]

You think I'm a little winp
Shut your mouth you fat old blimp
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do

I didn't puke - [x8]
(I lost my mind)

"Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter"
 
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
I don't wanna hear her stupid name
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
The verdict's in I declare I'm insane
I'm done professing undying love forever more
And holding hands inside a store 2-4
And overnighting chocolate kisses to her in the mail
I don't wanna be her boyfriend anymore
I used to think she was so groovy
Trading kisses at the movies
Now I don't wanna walk around with her no more
'Cause she opened up and then she shut the door
Don't wanna walk around with her

Mrs. Brown you've got an ugly daughter
The type I should know enough to avoid
Mrs. Brown you've got an ugly daughter
Excuse me but my bowels have to void
I'd love to sit and chat and tell you all the things we've done
How we used to laugh and we had so much fun
Unfortunately things are on a slightly different tack
From what they were and now she thinks I'm dumb
We used to sit around for hours
Pulling petals off the flowers
Now I don't wanna walk around with her no more
'Cause she's opened up and then she shut the door
Don't wanna walk around with her

[Keyboard solo - Gretchen Smear]!

[Repeat 1st verse]

"The Sun Always Shines Around You"
 
Oh how I wish and hope it's true
That you know I'm in love with you
'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist
And do you even remember that we kissed
And I'm wondering what you're thinking of me

Silly words we didn't mean
Hot and cold and in between
I'm left with a broken heart
And not too sure just where to start
And I'm hoping this ain't how it's gotta be

If I could turn the hands of time
Back into friends of mine
I'd chase away those clouds so gray
And things would be just fine
'Cause the sun always shines around you

So put away that angry face
'Cause we don't have much time to waste
It's a big wide world and it won't slow down
Let's get it right this time around
And I'm thinking - sunny skies are here to stay

[Chorus]

"Rancid Motherfucker"
 
Stupid little fucker from outer space
I don't wanna see your ugly face
Lame ass shit go to the show
Shut your mouth what do you know

Oi!!(yeah whatever)

Follow every fucking trend
Timmy Armstrong's your best friend
I don't wanna see you puke
I'm sick of your friends and you

You're a rancid motherfucker and I don't
think you're so cool

"Punk Rock Confidential"
 
Girls like you make me feel it's o.k.
To write a silly song
I can't wait till I see you again
'Cause it's been way too long
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy

Punk Rock Confidential - [x3]
Oh yeah

There's just one thing I wanna share
I got a crush on you
When I see a smile on your face
I know that I'll be true
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy

[Chorus - Bridge - Chorus]

"Today I Fell In Love"
 
Hanging on the telephone
I'm glad that we're all alone
Felling kind of cool today
Listening to what you say
Rainbows in my head
Green red and blue
Saying I'm in love with you
I don't care what people seem to say
What's a punk to do
See I'm confessing that you're messing with
my heart today
And I'm addicted to your funny face
We're not MTX but it's all o.k.
'Cause my heart's in the right place
I've got the sun and the moon and the stars above
'Cause today I fell in love

Living a private world
Infatuated with that girl
One and one and one is three
Someone explained that to me
Candy's awful nice that much is true
But not as sweet as you
As sure as there are clouds up in the sky
I'm in love with you
See I'm confessin' that you're messin' with my
heart today
And I'm addicted to your funny face
We're not MTX but it's all o.k.
'Cause my heart's in the right place
I've got the sun and the moon and the stars above
'Cause today I fell in love

"Pretty Flamingo"
 
On our block all of the guys call her Flamingo
'Cause her hair blows like the sun
And her eyes can light the sky
When she walks she moves so fine
Like a Flamingo
Crimson dress the clings so tight
She's out of reach and out of sight
When she walks by she brightens up the neighborhood
Oh every guy would make her his he just could
If she just would
Some sweet day I'll make her mine
Pretty Flamingo
And every guy will envy me
'Cause paradise is where I'll be

"Motherfucker"
 
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math-
Motherfucker

She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt-
Motherfucker

I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town-
Motherfucker
She said that guy's not even your real dad-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-
Motherfucker

"Like A Parasite"
 
Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna be your Tiny Tim
Like a parasite burrow inside underneath your skin
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you

I can tell by the way you're looking at me
We'll be together tonight

Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, I wanna crawl all over you

Like a parasite I wanna make you shake and twitch
Like a parasite I think that's really fucking rich
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you