"Too Many Twinkies"
 
Ripping off you friends, stuffing your fat face.
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race.
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve.
Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf.

Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.
Too many twinkies.

You're a bunch of rock stars; you're a bunch of lard.
And I hate to you, your bass player's a retard.
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and and smoking those cigars.

Shut your fuckin' mouth.

"Half Shitfaced"
 
I think paying fuckin' rent sucks.
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks.
I spilled a beer in the living room.
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon.

Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks.
He ripped us off two hundred bucks.
his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match.

"Live This Life"
 
I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood.
Explain myself the best I can, but it dosen't do any good.
I wish Joey was president, oh, what can I say?
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a.

And now I wanna kill someone, and now I wanna die.
But I just think I'll sit in my room and cry.
I wish Joey was president, oh, what can I say?
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a.

Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life, and I love it.
Oh, I live this life.

You know that I really hate you
And all the fucked-up things that you do.
Im doing okay so listen to what I say.
HEY!

Don't Back Down (1996)



1.   No Tit
2.   Punk Rock Girls
3.   I'm Okay You're Fucked
4.   Number One
5.   Don't Back Down
6.   I Only Drink Bud
7.   I Always Knew
8.   Born To Do Dishes
9.   Janelle, Janelle
10.   Brush Your Teeth
11.   Sidewalk Surfer Girl
12.   Another Girl
13.   Love Love Love
14.   I Can't Get Over You

"No Tit"
 
She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, no tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true

She's got no tit,
She's got no tit
She's got no tit [x3]

It's no matter big or small
No tit,no tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, no tit
They say I'm missing out on life,
That I'm being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide

[Chorus]

I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit

"Punk Rock Girls"
 
Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends,
poor report cards, life is just a ball
Hi- top Chucks and bubblegum and oh my gosh I'd
love to love them all
They're so cool their style is never cramped
Too much of everything and everyone is amped
Well, do't get hot and bothered
listen, I know I got problems
I also know just what this goofy world needs

Yummy yummy punk rock girls [x4]
I wish they all were punk rock girls

The smartest of the smartest and the sweetest of
the sweetest, they're the most
Me and Dr. Frank have both decided that we love
them more than toast
I wish they'd let me share their bubblegum
And let me hang with them and life would be so fun
I should be sedated cuz my heart is all inflated
I guess I gotta get me one or two

[Chorus]

I don't know where I'm going, but I know just
where I'd like to be
With my punk rock girlfriend kissing me
Let's go

"I'm Okay You're Fucked"
 
Well I'm sick of you
You think you're cool
You're so depressed
And I'm not impressed

I'm a bad motherfucker
Oh yes I am you mothers, come on
[special guest Hubacca on vocals]
You go mental and you suck, so remember I'm
okay, you're fucked
You go mental and you suck, I'm okay you're
fucked
You're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked

[Repeat verse]

I'm a bad motherfucker
Domoarigata, come on[vocal cameo by Hudonis]
You go mental and you suck, so remember I'm
okay, you're fucked
You go mental and you suck, I'm okay you're
fucked
You're fucked

"Number One"
 
I've been told many times before
To think of number one
When I do, I guess it's true
I think I'm having fun
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know it's true
No matter what you do, you're my number one

You're my number one [x6]

Every time I see your face
I'm all choked up inside
When I'm far away from you
I almost wanna hide
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know it's true
No matter what you do, you're my number one

You're my number one [x6]

No more will you be hurt
So stick with me and I'll stick with you
When it's time for a kiss
Now I know just what to do

You're my number one

"Don't Back Down"

Originally by Beach Boys
 
The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out
With their feet in the air you can hear em shout
They're not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, they don't back down

Don't back down - You gotta be a little nuts
Don't back down - But show now who's got guts
Don't back down - Don't back down from that wave

With their feet full of tar and their head full of sand
The guys know the surf like the palm of their hand
hey're not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, They don't back down

[‘horus]

When a 20-footer sneaks up like a ton of lead
And the crest comes along
and slaps them upside their head
They're not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, They don't back down

[‘horus]

"I Only Drink Bud"
 
I don't wanna hear your shit, don't wanna see your face
Cause when it comes to dinking beer, don't you get on my case
Heinekin is skunk piss dude, and Miller sucks so bad
I'm Joe Queer, I've tried em all, I've spilled more than you had alright

Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink Bud

Ben Weasel don't know a thing, Rancid don't even drink
Even little Vapid's on the wagon, don't it stink?
People in Chicago always brag about Old Style
Before I drink that swill again, it's gonna be a while alright

Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink Bud