Rekoh marš
Ova je tema bila mortus mjesecima dok nisam ja naisao i vratio je nazad.Citao sam ovu temu od pocetka i dok je bila Blondi postavljala viceve tema je bila jaka.Ovdje stavljam najbolje viceve iz svoje grupe i viceve sa najvise lajkova.Vecina viceva koje postavim odgovaraju definici crnjaka:"Crnjak ili morbidan vic je vic,sala,sprdnja koji ima za cilj da izokrene aktuelne tabue i izlozi ih ruglu."
Nemoj mene uciti morbidnosti,u tome sam ti ja ćaća

I opet ponavljam kome se ne svidaju moji vicevi neka ih ne citi(s obzirom da nisam ni opomenut ni banovan od strane uprave ovog foruma znaci da su mi vicevi ok).A ko nastavi da spamuje i da me proziva,umjesto da trpa crnjak,ima da ga bez po muke posaljem u tri p*cke materine kao i prethodnike.

Kako se zove umjetni dodatak biljki?-Invalidska kolica!

Blago porodicama nastradalih u teroristickom napadu na Norvesku, ne moraju da placaju sahranu

Da se klin klinom izbija, abortus bi se kurcem radio

Amy Winehouse nije uzimala drogu vec dve nedelje
veliki uspeh

Šta je socijalna pomoć!
- Svota para sa kojom ne možete da preživite, a koja vam ne dozvoljava niti da umrete od gladi!

Šte je bilo sa letom?
- Tadić ga prodao!

Iznajmljujem Sloveniju za manje svecane dogadjaje, rodjendane kao i porodicna okupljanja

I tebi je ovo crni humor? Pa ne da mi nisi ćaća u crnjacima, nisi mi ni deveto koleno...

Ajde smirite strasti

Molim admine da pravilnikom foruma zabrane postove koji izazivaju transfer blama.

Dakle ovako, ako je tema, kako ti kazes, "mortus", to znaci da clanovi nisu u mogucnosti iz nekog razloga da trenutno postave kvalitetan sadrzaj na datu temu. Gomila tema zivi tako sto su dosta vremena neaktivne, a u jednom trenutku se na njoj pojavi dosta materijala, nakon cega ponovo mogu da odu u ilegalu do sledeceg puta, ili pak da zazivi dalje...

Poenta je da ne moras temu po svaku cenu gusiti imbecilnim postovima i moronskim vicevima za koje ti svi aktivni posetioci teme kazu da nemaju veze s mozgom i da nikom, ama bas nikom nisu smesni! Ako imas nesto za sta stvarno mislis da je smesno, prvo se konsultuj sa nekim ko, po mogucstvu, nema poduzi psihijatrijski staz, pa ako dobijes potvrdu da stvarno neko normalan moze da se nasmeje, onda to stavi ovde... Prosto, zar ne?

Pri tom, obrati paznju na ovo:

a na istoj strani, svega 4 posta nize stoji:


all clear?

I da, jos jedna stvar. ZNAMO imas svoju grupu na fb-u, SHVATILI SMO da si ti tamo glavni baja i ZABOLE NAS za to...

p0z!

p.s. izvini sone, ali nabijao nas je na falus, pa te molim samo da mu dozvolis da vidi odgovor, ja ga vise necu prozivati

Bez vredjanja!!

Setali se ulicom otac, majka i sin. Odjednom naide tramvaj i zgazi sina rasturivsi ga pri tome na vise delova.Otac uze glavu i pocne da mu tepa:

-"Sine moj najmiliji,sreco moja." I onda kaze zeni: -"Hoces li i ti da uznes glavu da se poslednji put oprostis sa njim."

Majka uze glavu,a muz ce na to: -"Jadac"


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-Mama mi se preudala i novi tata me uci da plivam. -Jel' ? Pa, kako se snalazis? -Odlicno! Vec sam naucio da se sam izvucem iz dzaka..

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Došao Hitler u posetu Aušvicu i razgleda kamp.
- Danas je tako fin vazduh i još mirišu karamele.
Na to će komadant logora:
- Nije to, moj fireru, nego spaljujemo šećeraše

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Q: Kako NAJBRZE napraviti kostur?

A: Uzmes smrk, i dobrano operes gubavca.

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Mali mix. Ima bolesnih, rasistickih, ma ko sta voli

What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What’s black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.


Being a Paedophile living in Liverpool, I try to attract girls aged 13 to 14.
As these are usually the ones with the youngest kids.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
It couldn’t live with the name “aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa” any longer.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for niggaz.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.  

What separates humans from the animals?
The mediterranean.

Madonna’s adopted African baby will be 2 years old next month. Which is 23 in human years.

Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.

The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions.

I picked up a Jewish girl in a club the other night. When we got outside and she saw my Volkswagen she went off on one, saying "How can you drive a German car? They're evil people and can never be forgiven for what they did."
I tried to reason with her and pointed out that the Holocaust happened over 50 years ago and nearly all the Germans responsible for the atrocities are now dead. I also pointed out that despite the current people of Germany not having anything to do with what happened all those years ago, they feel that it was a dark era in their past and are still ashamed of that whole period of their history.
She replied, "It doesn't matter how long ago it was, they're all responsible"
So I punched her in the mouth and said, "That's for Judas Iscariot, bitch!"

Six million really old Jews walk into a bar.
One says, "We went hiking and got lost for a really long time. I hope no one jumped to any crazy conclusions about us."

I've just been banned from eBay.
Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not constitute a DIY abortion kit.

My girlfriend came up to me the other day and said, "Darling, I've just found out that I'm pregnant!"
So, being a gentleman, I did the honourable thing and got down on one knee.
And punched as hard as I could.

What a pregnant teen thinks: my mum is gonna kill me.
What the fetus thinks: my mum is gonna kill me.

Abortions.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

Q: what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave?
A: an erection.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art.


There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

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