"Hit The Ground"
 
Anesthetized by these lies
I don't believe in truth
And I apologize
But my sacrifice
Has nothing to do with you
'Cause I've been victimized
Like ocean size
From the blood your needle drew
And I apologize
But my demise
Has everything to do with you
Se-se-settle up with the devil
Close the basement door
Full force on the shovel
And unearth the floor
You were there one day
But you're here no more
Like a stroke through the heart
And you play the whore
'Cause you stole my soul
Kleptomaniac
Now I can hate myself take my anger back
Love is a violent attack [2x]

You cut me down
I feel no pain now
This nightmare is almost through
I hit the ground
No need to feel now
My time here is all but done
All but done

Now I'm up in the attic
Where the rafter's strong
So many reasons to be tragic
And the list is long
If you think I've lost hope
You were never wrong
'Cause the churning of the rope
Is my battle song
Se-se-settle up with the devil
Close the basement door
Full force on the shovel
And unearth the floor
You we're there one day
But you're here no more
Like a stake through the heart
And you play the whore
'Cause you burned my soul
Pyromaniac
You can hate yourself take your anger back
Love is a violent attack [2x]

You cut me down
I feel no pain now
This nightmare is almost through
I hit the ground
No need to feel now
My time here is all but done
All but done

I can't stand on my own feet now
I can't crawl forever and a day
Felt like I was getting stronger
Before you turned and walked away

You cut me down
I feel no pain now
This nightmare is almost through
I hit the ground
No need to feel now
My time here is all but done
All but done [2x]

I apologize, but my demise
Has everything to do with you (All but done) [3x]

"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Rights Make A Left"
 
Fuck it
I get the feeling tonight that it's going down
I get the feeling shit might hit the fan
I get the feeling cause she left without a reason
But I don't care... She's a fucking nightmare!

Like a fool, back at school, run around on the weekend
Took a bit of time but now I see you like a beacon
When I'm not around you're with another dude shriekin'
Like bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow!

I I Spy a girl's gone wild weekend
I I spy you're hittin' on my best friend
I I Spy you're going down in the deep end
6-6-6, my antichrist girlfriend

I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through
I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through

Busted
I get the feeling she might sleep with other guys
I get the feeling tonight she's not alone
I get the feeling cause he picked her up this evening
But I don't care... She's a fucking nightmare!

Smokin' kools by the pool saw your tail when I was peekin'
And went to grab a beer and heard the box springs squeaking
Walked into the room and there you were freakin'
Like bow chicka bow wow chicka bow wow!

I I Spy a girl's gone wild weekend
I I spy you're hittin' on my best friend
I I Spy you're going down in the deep end
6-6-6, my antichrist girlfriend

I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through
I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through

Good Riddance and goodbye, take your promise turned to lies
Take your lows and your highs, like a roller coaster ride
Like a polar that's a bi like woo! That's a sigh of relief
so listen, I'm gonna tell you why

You're gonna get what you deserve
What goes around comes around, haven't you heard?
Like a boomerang bound to round the curve
You're gonna get what you deserve

I take back the life that I gave you
I take back all my fucking money too
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through
I'm taking back all the flowers that I gave you
I'm taking back all the dinners that I bought you
I'm taking back the time you stole my heart, my soul, are you even listening?

I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through
I take back all the shit I gave you
I take back every word I said to you
I take back everything except the part where I said we were through

"All For None And None For All"
 
And a crooked hook in his stride
Walking wonderland
Are you taking me for a ride?
I know it's on again
I guess some friends are hard to eye
I can't deny
I can't see why
Smell blood in the water so
Attack
Attack
Didn't know how far things feel off track
You wanna string me up, let me hang slash to slack
Attack
Attack
Stab me in the back
Bail out
Go on
Bail out
Never was a friend of mine
Try and try and
Never turn your back cause they are right behind you
Lying down as you fall
All the true friends stab you in the front
And never take it bad
CAuse you have what they want
So all for none and none for all
History
And time are all we got
Dissecting lies and rumors in the thick of the plot
Cause you're fucking up on purpose and that means a lot
These ties that rot
Come and take a shot
You really need it bad so
Attack
Attack
And what's a bust is our trust is fading to black
'Cause the heart inside your chest beats eroded and cracked
Attack
Attack
Stab me in the back
Bail out
Go on
Bail out
You let me down
You're jumping off the third floor
Trust is out the back door
What are these friends for?

"Sorry, But Your Friends Are Hot"
 
Go, go, go, go

You are my one and only
But one can seem so fucking lonely
Shut up, shut up
Can't hear me out
I got a bad habit I can't live without
Something wicked this way comes
Infidelity, infidelity
It's only sex, I'm just having fun
I'm the king of unaccountability

I was born with a devil on my shoulder
I had a guilty heart right from the start
I was born with a devil on my shoulder
It's ripping me apart

My hands are tied
With this feeling comes no conscience
Do or die (Do or die)
I'm content in misery
Don't even try understanding all this pain
The reason why
I don't know
Maybe you're to blame

Go, go, go

You're so blind it's easy
Do anything just to try to please me
Shut up, shut up
Listen to what I say
Time is running out you should bail today
Something wicked this way comes
Guilt inside of me, guilt inside of me
The king of pain I'm his only son
Make you wish you'd never put your trust in me

I was born with a devil on my shoulder
I had a guilty heart right from the start
I was born with a devil on my shoulder
It's ripping me apart

My hands are tied
With this feeling comes no conscience
Do or die (Do or die)
I'm content in misery
Don't even try understanding all this pain
The reason why
I don't know
Maybe you're to blame

Wake up
This is never gonna end
Wait up
You're one in ten
I'll break up
Your will within
and straight up
Do it all again
If you wait up all night, I'll be burning daylight
Me and my libido are in on the take, right?
Break what I want and leave you by the wayside
Promise I'll stop you can trust what I say
Psych
When I'm on top you'll be droppin' down the scale like

My hands are tied
With this feeling comes no conscience
Do or die (Do or die)
I'm content in misery
Don't even try understanding all this pain
The reason why
I don't know
Maybe you're to blame (go, go, go)

I was born with the devil on my shoulder [3x]

"The Art Of Breaking Up"
 
Everybody welcome to the art of losing
I never thought that I'd be giving up
Take your best shot, it's ego-bruising
One for the road and I think I've had enough

I owe you! Pain and suffering
You owe me! A sense of humor
I know you! Want the last word
Too bad, goodbye!

And all the words that we're saying spinning in circles
Over and over I let this go
And now this game that we're playing getting us nowhere
What are we waiting for?

(Hey!) Let’s break it down
(Hey!) Let’s give it up
This is the sound of me bleeding: Whoa oh-oh!
(Hey!) Let’s break it down, the Art of Breaking Up
This is the sound of me leaving: Whoa oh-oh!

Take another jab and say that you hate me
Win another medal in the Art of Breaking Up
Pack up and threaten to leave me
Promise you I won't tell you to stop!

I owe you! An empty apartment
You owe me! My bank account
I know you! Want the last word
Too bad, goodbye!

And all this time that we're killing never returning
Over and over just let this go
And all the lies that we're telling getting us nowhere
What are we waiting for?

(Hey!) Let’s break it down
(Hey!) Let’s give it up
This is the sound of me bleeding: Whoa oh-oh!
(Hey!) Let’s break it down, the Art of Breaking Up
This is the sound of me leaving: Whoa oh-oh!

Here's the part where you are screaming: Whoa oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!)
Here's the part where I am leaving: Whoa oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!)
I've had enough
You've had enough
We've had enough; can’t take it…

Let me break it down, the Art of Breaking Up
This is sound of me bleeding: Whoa oh-oh

"We're Not A Cover Band, We're A Tribute Band"
 
Tonight we're gonna rule the world again
Plug it in, steal the girls again
Scissor kicks, bitchin licks and
Leather chaps and finger taps and
Tonight we're gonna let the roof cave in
Raise hell, passing out again
Spandex, whipping necks and
Mic stands, leopard head bands

Plug in tune out lets start the show
Its time to throw down here we go
Don't touch that volume button
We don't care if the SWAT team comes knockin'

Hey ho, welcome to the jungle
Oh no, where is Mr. Bungle?
Holiday in Cambodia
Help me Knights of Cydonia
The bulls are on parade
There's anarchy in the UK
Cities all on flame with rock and roll tonight

Tonight we're getting metal signs and
They'll crowd surf, jump in time again
Guitars, whammy bars and
High fives, stage dives and
Tonight we're gonna melt your face and
There'll be pounding bass again
String bends, leather fringe and
Motorbikes, metal spikes and

Plug in tune out lets start the show
Its time to throw down here we go
Don't touch that volume button
We don't care if the SWAT team comes knockin'

Hey ho, hi my name is Jonas
Oh no, our parents might disown us
Rock you like a hurricane
There's Cherub Rocks in LA Grange
The Mississippi Queen
She just won't talk dirty to me
Story of my life is just rock and roll all nite

We got burn outs and in house we're down to play
And if your down with the sound let me hear you say
We're no sell outs so you can put your cash away
Cuz the basement stays open like early late

We got burn outs and in house we're down to play
And if your down with the sound let me hear you say
We're no sell outs so you can put your cash away
Cuz the basement stays open like early late

Hey ho, hit me with your best shot
On no, sabotage, I can't stop
The devil went down to Georgia
Pride and joy with a barracuda
It's raining blood on me
The cult of personality
The number of the beast is one.

Hey ho, welcome to the jungle
Oh no, where is Mr. Bungle?
Holiday in Cambodia
Help me Knights of Cydonia
The bulls are on parade
There's anarchy in the UK
Cities all on flame with rock and roll tonight

Panty Raid (2009)



1.   Survivor
2.   Girls Just Want To Have Fun
3.   Underneath It All
4.   Trouble
5.   London Bridge
6.   Beautiful
7.   Girlfriend
8.   The Sweet Escape
9.   (Introduction)
10.   Jenny From The Block
11.   Rehab
12.   Spice Up Your Life
13.   (Introduction)
14.   Oops!... I Did It Again
15.   Get The Party Started
16.   Mickey
17.   All I Want For Christmas Is You / Japanese Bonus Track
18.   Who Let The Dogs Out? / Secret Bonus Track

"Survivor"

Originally by Destiny's Child
 
Now that you're out of my life
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without you
But I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without you
But I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without you
Now I'm wiser
Though that I'd be helpless without you
But I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without you
Sold 9 million

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive
Keep on survivin'

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive
Keep on survivin'

Thought I couldn't breathe without you
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't see without you
Perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without you
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without you
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without you
But I'm on top
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct
But I'm still here
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be here

"Girls Just Want To Have Fun"

Originally by Cyndi Lauper
 
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right.
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun.

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life.
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want some fun
When the working day is done.
Oh girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun.
They just want to they just want to
They just want to
Oh girls girls just want to have fun.

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of your world.
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want some fun
When the working day is done.
Oh girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun.
They just want to they just want to
They just want to
Oh girls girls just want to have fun.
They just want to they just want to
They just want
Oh girls girls just want to have fun.
They just want to they just want to
They just want to
Oh girls girls just want to have fun.
They just want to they just want to
They just want
Oh girls girls just want to have fun.

"Underneath It All"

Originally by No Doubt
 
There's times when I want something more
Someone more like me
There's times when this dress rehearsal
Seems incomplete

But you see the colors in me
Like no one else
And behind your dark glasses
You're something else

You're really lovely underneath it all
D'you want to love me underneath it all
I'm really lucky underneath it all
You're really lovely

You know some real bad tricks
And you need some discipline
But lately you've been trying real hard
And giving me your best

And you give me the most gorgeous sleep
That I've ever had
And when it's really bad
I guess it's not that bad

You're really lovely underneath it all
D'you want to love me underneath it all
I'm really lucky underneath it all
You're really lovely

So many moons that we have seen
Stumbling back next to me
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better, better, better

You are my real Prince Charming
Like the heat from the fire
You were always burning
And each time you're around
My body keeps staling for your touch
Your kisses and your sweet romancin'
There's an underside a you that so many adore
Aside from your temper everything else secure
You're good for me, baby
Oh that, I'm a sure
Over and over again
I want more