"Trouble"

Originally by Shampoo
 
[Chorus]
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble

Yeah, Yeah! Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!

We've Been Out All Night And We Havn't Been Home,
We're Walkin' Through The Back Streets ...All Alone!
The Party Was Great, Yeah We Were Really Frilled!
And When We Get In We're Gonna Get Killed!

[Chorus]

We Couldn't Get A Cab, 'Cause We Ain't Got No Money!
We Missed The Last Train But We Thought.... Don't Worry!
We'd Get The Night Bus But The Night Bus Never Came!
We're Eight Miles From Home And It Started To.....

[Chorus]

Yeah Yeah, Trouble...

We Tried To Steal A Car But We Soon Realized,
We Got On The Road, None Of Us Could Drive!
Police Car Came Along And They Took Us For A Ride,
And When We Get Home We're Gonna Get,
Gonna Get, Gonna Get Fried!

[Chorus]

Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, (Yeah Yeah!) Uh-Oh We're In Trouble....

Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's Come Along
And It's Burst Our Bubble! (Yeah Yeah!)
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble,
Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!

[Chorus x2]

"London Bridge"

Originally by Fergie
 
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a fuck
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down like

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down like

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking real good

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I’m wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And Imma get up out my face
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace
My lips make you want to have a taste
You got that? I got the bass!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down like

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down like

"Beautiful"

Originally by Christina Aguilera
 
Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly it's hard to breathe
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain, feel so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down,
words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
don't you bring me down today
don't you bring me down today
don't you bring me down today

To all your friends you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Tryin' hard to fill the emptiness,
the piece is gone
Left the puzzle undone,
ain't that the way it is?

'Cause you are beautiful
no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
words can't bring you down
So don't you bring me down today

No matter what we do
No matter what we say
with the sun shining through
til the clouds won't stay
And everywhere we go
The sun will always, always shine!
But tomorrow we might awake
on the other side

'Cause we are beautiful
no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today

"Girlfriend"

Originally by Avril Lavigne
 
Hey, hey,
you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey,
you, you,
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey,
you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm precious
And Hell yeah, I'm a MOTHER-FUCKING princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about

Hey, hey,
you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey,
you, you,
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey,
you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey,
you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
And again and again and again

'Cause she's like so whatever
And she could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everybody's talking about

"The Sweet Escape"

Originally by Gwen Stefani feat. Akon
 
If I could escape I would but,
First of all, let me say
I must apologize for acting
stank & treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like
sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?

[CHORUS]
If I could escape
& recreate a place that's my own world
& I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet,
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)

I want to get away, to our sweet escape
I want to get away

You held me down,
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out,
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on let's bounce,
counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around,
let's look for some common ground

So baby, times get a little crazy
I've been gettin' a little lazy,
waitin' on you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
by the way that you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me,
wanna take you with me

If I could escape
& recreate a place that's my own world
& I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together
& tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better
& tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)

Woohoo, Yeehoo
Woohoo, Yeehoo (sweer escape)
Woohoo, yeehoo (sweet escape)
Woohoo, Yeehoo

Cause I've been acting like
sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?

If I could escape
& recreate a place that's my own world
& I could be your favourite girl
Perfectly together
& tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet (
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
We can make it better
& tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)

"(Introduction)"
 
Hey
This is Jenny
don't be fooled
by the rocks that I got

I'm still Jenny from the block
I used to have a little
now I have a lot
no matter where I go

"Jenny From The Block"

Originally by Jennifer Lopez feat. Styles P and Jadakiss
 
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from

From In Living Color to movie scripts
To On The Six , to J Lo to this headline clips
I stay grounded
As the amounts roll in
I'm real I thought I told you
(I'm real)
I'm real even on Oprah
(I'm real)
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What you get is what you see, oh

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from

I'm down to earth like this
Rockin' this business
I've grown up so much
I'm in control and lovin' it
Rumour has got me laughing kid
I love my life and my public
Put God first and can't forget to stay real
To me its like breathing, yeah

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from

Yo, yo
It take hard work to cash checks
So don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, the assets
You get back what you put out
And even if you take the good route
You can't count the hood out
After a while you'll know who to blend with
Just keep it real
with the ones you came in with
Best thing to do is stay low
The blocks and J Lo
They act like they don't
but they know, yeah

"Rehab"

Originally by Amy Winehouse
 
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home with ray
I ain't got seventy days
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway

I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

The man said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
so I always keep a bottle near'
He said 'I just think you're depressed,
this me, yeah baby, and the rest'

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

I don't ever wanna drink again
I just ooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend

It's not just my pride
It's just 'til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

"Spice Up Your Life"

Originally by Spice Girls
 
La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La

When you're feeling sad and low
We will take you where you gotta go
Smiling, dancing, everything is free
All you need is positivity

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh and around

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh Hai Sí Ja Hold Tight

La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La

Yellow man in Timbuktu
Colour for both me and you
Kung Fu Fighting, Dancing Queen
Tribal Spaceman and all that's in between

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh and around

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh Hai Sí Ja Hold Tight

Flamenco
Lambada
But Hip-Hop is harder
We Moonwalk the Foxtrot
Then Polka the Salsa
Shake Shake Shake haka
Shake Shake Shake haka
Arriba!!!

"(Introduction)"
 
What do you want me to say?

Say it's Britney bitch

It's Britney bitch!

say it soft

It's Britney bitch!

Ahahaha