I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'll be right back!

[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!

[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me

"Mad Professor"

[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]

[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend

But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

[Chorus]
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]

[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert

Fuck! Shit! Didn't work

[Chorus]

[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

[Chorus 3X]

Fuck! Shit! Didn't work

[Chorus]

[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

[Chorus 3X]

Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run, I'm an assassin!

[Chorus 2]
[Chorus 1]

[2nd Verse - Violent J]
My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
Hypocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
And heard the demon screaming as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
I saw a fine hitchiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said, "Thanks," I said, "No thang," and she got inside
Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packing an erection
I'm staring with my dick I'm like 'look,' with direction
Made it to her app. she got out and said, "See ya"
"Yo babe like won't you chill and help me kill this 2-liter?"(Baby)
Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it, this shit was absurd!
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fucking nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and said
"So when am I getting paid?" WHAT BITCH?!?!
First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
Choppin' and choppin' they said, "J, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
I'm an assassin, hahahaha, a motherfucking assassin, eeeaahhhh, AN ASSASSIN!

[Chorus 2]
A fucking assasin
Ah, an assassin
A motherfucking assassin
An assassin
Assassin

"Echo Side"

[Chanting]

[1st Verse - Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom seen
((A place that even the wickedest souls that burned have never been))
{There was a soul named Damien, he was nothing heaven could save}
((Instead he was cast to the flames of Hell to serve an eternal grave))
(Even in the Afterlife, things don't always go as planned)
((As Satan's throne sees ??, it's hectic and over jammed))
{Damien burned his spot in hell right until his dying day}
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
((They finally reached that resting place, an endless pit of fire))
(But Damien had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair)
((Out the back entrance of hell but with nowhere else to hide))
His hell is just a tomb, resting in the Echo Side.

[Chanting x2]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back

Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back

[2nd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Damien ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
((There were many dead trees, a blood red sky, and headless children playing))
(A wicked man with a long black toungue saw Damien's legs were dead)
So he laid on top of Damien, and then licked the back of his neck and said...

"Fuck the Devil, fuck that shit.
We believe in life legit
If you're hearing what we say,
Why yuu throw your soul away?" - Save me from the darkest corner [4X]

[Chanting]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back
[Background whilst chfnting:]
(Take me to the netherland and bury me in black)

[Backwards Dialect] Save me from the darkest corner
[x4]

[3rd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
{Damien called for many hours, in puddles of blood he lay}
Tortured by everything he saw, yet wishing along the way
((His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor))
{Still trying not to look back, as if something else was in store}
(The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain)
((The ground infested with rodents, that crawled throughout his veins))
{As Damien laid in Echo Side, Hell's screams could still be heard}
The blood red sky would flicker with the tourturing that occured
(Thinking back, he had escaped; every scream he heard he laughed)
The headless children pointed and urinated in his wrath
((He finally saw some fortress gates, so he quickly rolled into it))
These red gates were the front doors of hell...he never knew it. heh heh

(Chanting)
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back (repeat till end)

"Nothing's Left"

Man.... I love you guys
Man shut the fuck up man. Why you always gotta ruin the moment?
Man fuck you.
AINT NUTTIN HERE LEFT FOR ME SO I'M OUT THIS BITCH
FUCK STAYIN' HERE. I'M BUSTING THE FUCK OUT NOW
WE OUT THIS MUTHA FUCKA RIGHT NOW

There's no story that ain't been told
There's no gimmick that ain't been sold
Ain't no ocean that ain't been swam
Ain't no JOBBER that ain't been slammed
There's no road that never been travled
There's no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
There's no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one's asked
There's no tree that ain't been chopped
There's no bomb that wont get dropped
Ain't no paths that no one's been laid
Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid
No feat that no one can