"Jake Jeckel"

Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom

Lllllady's and gentlemen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to Shangri-La is led by heeeee led by you, ooh
He is of your positivity
He is of your love
Meet one half of the juggling duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Uhhh Jake Jeckel
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more

They'll try and catch all thats instore for you

How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?

"Bring It On"

Hey Mike, Mike...MIKE! TURN ME UP!
Right about now...

[1st Verse, Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope)]
Welcome everyone to the big show
(Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival)
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
(Show respect, youse amongst the dead)
Don't like bigots and richie boy fucks
(Ain't shit changed, bitch check us)
Detroit Southwest murderous, die
(The greatest spectacle under the sky)
5 cards came and made their mark from Moon Yugon down to Platon Park
Fuck your drum kit, xylaphone and cello, I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
(Bring you and your fat-ass bich inside)
Wagon tips are slick as a breeze

(Can't nobody get with these, motherfucker, bring it on!)

[Chorus]
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it) [x3]
Bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it)

Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fasions of the 2000's and beyond

[2nd Verse]
Voodoo chickens and magical wands
(Dead bigots, yeah, face down in a pond)
Broken necks with the flick of our wrists
(All this player hatin' getting me pissed)
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicky-chicks, hoes
(Swishes, Faygo's, and Kung-Fu blows)
If Jake Jeckel drops any at all
(No more chicks, just sizzling balls)
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets? Ok! I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here, try my licorice treats
(I know dead folk that chew they feet)
Carnival moons and shadow of time

(And we's runnin' a little behind, bitch, bring it on)

[Chorus]

The Insane Clown Posse, ICP, axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class

Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
One for your greed, Two for your lies [x2]

(Shaggs2Dope, serial killer
Axe murder boy, wig cat peeler
I can wear a filler jacket and look fresh
I pimp it like David Koresh...was
People think I got bombs in my locker
Teacher try to open it up, I'ma sock her
Get the fuck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home and see ya)

[3rd Verse]
Wind me up and I can do flips
(And put the smack down on your lips)
In a little room, Jump Steady, Tom Doves
(Step in leg, double legs got love)
Drinking moon, this carnival barn
(Got folk love, people love, whatever you are)
Forks sideways I'm a juggalin man

(Can't nothing stop the rain, bitch, bring it on)

[Chorus]

Hey y'all, we brings it to ya, like we work for fuckin Federal or UPS, eh...

"I Want My Shit"

It was like March or April, fuckin' Libra...fuckin', um, shit...

[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor

"I Want My Shit"

It was like March or April, fuckin' Libra...fuckin', um, shit...

[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor

"I Stab People"

I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me

[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jimmy Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple

"I Stab People"

I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me

[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jimmy Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple