* Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. * Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. * A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. * People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Ni jedan čovek nije ostrvo, sam po sebi celina; svaki je čovek deo Kontinenta, deo zemlje; ako Grudvu zemlje odnese more Evrope je manje, kao da je odnelo neki Rt, kao da je odnelo posed tvojih prijatelja ili tvoj; smrt ma kog čoveka smanjuje mene, jer ja sam obuhvaćen Čovečanstvom. I stoga nikad ne pitaj za kim zvono zvoni; ono zvoni za tobom...
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