-How do you call you're loverboy? -Come here loverboy... -And if he doesn't answer? -Oh loverboy... -And if he still doesn't answer? -I simply say...Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one...
* Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. * Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. * A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. * People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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