You Don't Know Me

You give your hand to me
And then you say hello
And I can hardly speak
My heart is beating so
And anyone can tell
You think you know me well
But you don't know me

No you don't know the one
Who thinks of you at night
And longs to kiss your lips
And yearns to hold you tight
To you I'm just a friend
That's all I've ever been
No, you don't know me

For I never knew the art of making love
Though my heart aches with love for you
Afraid and shy, I let my chance go by
The chance that you might love me too

You give your hand to me
And then you say goodbye
I watch you walk away
Beside that lucky guy
You'll never, never know
The one who loves you so
No, you don't know me

For I never knew the art of making love
Though my heart aches with love for you
Afraid and shy, I let my chance go by
The chance that you might love me too

You give your hand to me
And then you say goodbye
I watch you walk away
Beside that lucky guy
Who'll never, never know
The one who loves you so
No, You don't know me

You'll never, ever know
No, you don't know me

You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore

You don't think I'm funny anymore
You used to laugh at all my jokes
Even though you'd heard them all before
But yoy think I'm funny anymore

I used to fake a heart attack
And fall down on the floor
But even I don't think that's funny anymore

I guess things change
And the more they change the more they stay the same
And there ain't no blame
Sometimes the picture just don't fit the frame

And this is where the cowboy yields the floor
Cause you don't think I'm funny anymore

I guess things change
And the more they change the more they stay the same
And there ain't no blame
Sometimes the picture just fit the frame
And this is where the cowboy yields the floor
Cause you don't think I'm funny anymore

Did you hear the one about the dirty whore

You Done Me Wrong

Well you tell me that you care
But now you're gone, you've got me cryin'
No use denyin' you done me wrong
If I could look inside your heart
Maybe I would know the reason
Why you are leavin' me all alone.

Well you know it's not so
When you said you tried
Well, you know you lied
I didn't do one wrong thing to you
Won't you tell me baby why
You went and left me here so lonely
I miss you only for I love you.

Did I ever make you sad
So you'd be mad enough to hurt me
And desert me for so long?
Well you're tellin' everyone what you done
You think it's funny
Well, listen honey you done me wrong.

You Just Can't Play A Sad Song On A Banjo

Now we all know the violin plays sweetly
And the steel guitar thrills all the world completely
But for all around good fun there's really only one
And it's round and firm and fully packed and puts the blues on the run
And you just can't play a sad song on the banjo
A banjo tune will have to make you smile
And when you're feeling low and melancholy just pick up the ol' banjo by golly
Cause you just can't play a sad song on the banjo
[ guitar ]
Now bad news just won't hang around the banjo
Old dismal gloom will have to disappear
A sad song can't be played so please don't be afraid
Cause you just can't play a sad song on the banjo

You Left Me A Long Long Time Ago

You tell me today that you're leaving
But just think a while I'm sure that you must know
Today might be the day that you walk away
But you left me a long long time ago
Today's just the day that ends it all
Except the usual mem'ries that always linger on
And today might be the day that you walk away
But you left me a long long time ago
[ piano ]
I stood with helpless hands and watched me lose your love
A little more each day then it was gone
And I kept wondering just how long until this day would come
Just how long could your pride keep hangin' on
So please don't say you're sorry don't say anything
Don't try to say why you must leave just go
And today might be the day that you walk away
But you left me a long long time ago
You left me a long long time ago

You Look Like The Devil

You look like the devil in the morning you've been out a working through the night
Holdin' hands and kissin' everybody I'm glad to say that you can't blow my mind

You look like the devil when you're cryin' I'm so glad that you feel so strong that way
You got a great big smile for everybody I'm so glad I've met you yesterday
[steel]
You look like the devil in the morning...
[guitar]
You look like the devil when you're cryin'...
I'm so glad I've met you yesterday

You Made Me Live Love And Die

I cried and cried my heart out but what good does it do
Crying never bothers anyone so cold as you
I've thought the whole thing over and now I'll go and find
A beeter place where angels heal broken hearts like mine
You made me live you made me love and now you'll make me die
I'll never live or love again there's no need now to try
I'll say farewell to this old world this is my last goodbye
You made me live you made me love and now you'll make me die
[ steel ]
And just for night is over I'll never see the day
I'll hold your picture to my heart then I'll be on my way
I'll say farewell...

You Mean To Say

You mean to say you're goin' a go an' leave me
You mean to say that it would be that easy
You mean to say that's you I see, walkin' away

What'd I say What'd I do wrong
Could it be I stayed here too long
You mean to say you'd walk away from me

You mean to say the love we knew
Is now at an end, is now at an end
You mean to say a walkin' away,
We'll never love again, we'll never love again
Okay, okay, you must be going,
But you don't go before I'm knowing
What'd I do to make you change your mind

You mean to say the love we knew,
Is now at an end, is now at an end
You mean to say a walkin' away,
We'll never love again, we'll never love again

We'll never love again
(repeat and fade)

You Ought To Hear Me Cry

If you think I laugh louder than anyone here
If you think that my volume's too high
If you think I laugh louder, you ain't heard nothin' yet
You ought to hear me cry

If you think I talk louder than maybe I should
Well, I guess I'm just that kind of guy
But if I talk loud and laugh loud you ain't heard it all
You ought to hear me cry

I go home to a home, where love's almost gone
Not enough to fill one needle's eye
Then I sit down in a corner and I turn on the tears
And you ought to hear me cry

I go home to a home, where love's almost gone
Not enough to fill one needle's eye
Then I sit down in a corner and I turn on the tears
And you ought to hear me cry
And you ought to hear me cry

You Remain

What do you do with the sands of time
When they carve out lines around your eyes
I can close my fists up good and tight
But I can?t hold back the sands of time

What do you do with a memory
That just hangs around and stares at me
I can tear that frame down off the wall
But it won?t erase the things I saw

Night and day
Night and day
You remain
You remain

What do you do with old regrets
There?s a box full underneath the bed
Just close enough not to forget
But do what do you do with old regrets

There?s old house key in a kitchen drawer
To the door I can?t unlock no more
Sometimes I hold that key real tight
But what do you do after goodbye

Night and day
Night and day
You remain
You remain

Night and day
Night and day
You remain
You remain