Stari pas ovcar jurio je zeceve po sumi dok nije zabasao duboko u istu da shvati da se izgubio... Nasao se pored gomile nekih kostiju kada je zacuo korake divlje zivotinje... Bio je to leopard koji mu se polako priblizavao...
"Sta cu sad" mislio je u sebi... i onda je brzo dohvatio one koske koje su stajale kraj njega da bi tik sto ga je leopard opazio, stari pas konstatovao:
"Bas je ukusan ovaj leopard, da mi je da nadjem jos jednog"
Cuvsi to, leopard je ustuknuo i povukao se u sumu... preplasen naravno...

Medjutim, sve je to gledao jedan majmun sa grane, koji resi da se ogrebe i ocinkari starog psa kod leoparda...
Skocio je sa drveta i pozurio da leopardu saopsti prevaru... Videvsi takvu reakciju, stari pas posumnja u namere majmuna i podje da ga prati... Video ga je kako objasnjava leopardu o cemu je rec dok leopard ljuto rezi zbog nacina na koji je nasamaren... I naravno, krene u osvetu...

Stari pas, videvsi da leopard opet krece u njegovom pravcu, samo se okrenu i mirno sede osluskujuci svaki leopardov korak... kada mu se vec dovoljno primakao da moze da ga cuje, stari pas, ledjima okrenut leopardu, vise za sebe rece:
"Ama gde li je taj majmun vise, poslao sam ga jos pre sat vremena da mi nabavi leoparda i jos ga nema..."

Navorucenje:
Ne kaci se sa starim psima, znanje i mudrost se sticu godinama...
Navorucenje II:
Sta god uradili, uvek ce se naci neki majmun u okolini koji ce tome da bude svedok...

Sviđa mi se ovaj.

Bila je verzija i na engleskom, ali sam mislio da je ovako pristupacnija narodnoj masi...  evo i originala... 

*To my fellow "Old Dogs"*


One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, no! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!'


_**_Moral of this story_**_


**Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!**
** BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.**



*Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more 'youthfully challenged'. .*


**You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?**

 

 

 

 

   

  ekstra!