"Chalk Me Down For More"
 
shit shit its all just shit
dropped in a world of it
fuck fuck its all just fucked
chalk me down for more
kick me up the arse
boot me through a week of tuesdays
i'll take my chances see where i fall
with another bag of tricks
a few subtle discrepancies
theres always vacancies
for ending up with a dodgy tenner
so pull a white dove from thin air
pull a boiled egg out my ear
shred my cash and smash my watch
and i'll be back for more
read my mind and guess the cards
stick me with 9 golden swords
box me up saw me in half
and i'll be back same time next week for more
shit....
fuck....
take that ball and chain and sling it all
the way down arsehole st.
tears of joy down your cheeks
quids in for more

"It's A Long Way Down"
 
i'll see the dreams unfold
i'll see the doors unlocked
the dreams just blown like dust
the door slammed in your face
a twinkle in a strangers eye
strangers face, familiar smile
the dreams go sailing by
pass slowly out of sight
and it's a long way down
a short hello a long goodbye
a twinkle in a strangers eye
strangers face, familiar smile
i'll see the dreams unfold
i'll see the doors unlocked
and its a long way down
a short hello a long goodbye
in the twinkle of an eye
the comfort of a smile
the stories to be told
the days that passed you by
bad moon on the rise
don't know why
it's a short hello a long goodbye
and it's a long way down

"Romeo And Juliet"
 
georgy porgy pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
george spun on his heels and ran the other way
each morning at work she's in tears
remembering a better time
a place where love would hold her safe and warm
seems those days are over now
seems those days are gone
some little piggies get roast beef
and some little piggies get none

but everytime she hears that song
she's right back in her lover's arms
remembering a better place
where love would hold her safe
before the grand old duke of gloucester rd.
marched off over primrose hill
wrenched away her peace of mind
jill came tumbling down

"Soup Of The Day"
 
scapegoat bullshit eyes don't even know
you're going sideways
stained through it all
stroll up to the counter with your pen and your ticket
with your money in your hand
on and on and on it leads you on
add up all the negatives
crawl out backwards with an answer
scratch the surface you'll find out the truth ain't yours
break the skin and you'll find out
who pulls the strings on money
on and on and on it leads you on
scapegoat bullshit eyes don't even know
you're going sideways

"Hilda Ogden And The Thick Plottens"
 
some things are best left unsaid
you shouldn't but you did
now you really wish you hadn't
because it's all gone sour
dropped 'round your ankles
mad got mad got fucking mental
when you found out what its worth
a windscreen full of parking tickets
you didn't mean to make it all worse
but now you know
dropped right in, slap of the truth
times up, truth popped up behind you
you should have shut your mouth
reeled in hook line and sinker
each week the plot gets deeper
watch percy sugden on springer
the keystone cops chasing godzilla down
chigley high st. trying to catch the last laugh
that fil reel just wont stop try thunderbirds
they might save the plot for you

who told you you're a fucking jedi
things went from bad to worse
to alphabetti spagetti

Disposable Income (2002)



1.   Angels 1-5
2.   The Other Half Of You
3.   Chocs Away
4.   Once Upon A Time Far Far Away
5.   Dehumanised
6.   7 Days (Solomon's Boring Week)
7.   To Disappoint
8.   Heads You Win Tails You Lose
9.   Boatnick (So It Goes)
10.   Wearenowhere
11.   Salad
12.   Lies
13.   Pages 42-43 / Instrumental
14.   Coming Through
15.   Emoticon

"Angels 1-5"
 
Out where your target
meets the horizon
Thats why you're leaving
Thats why you're dying
To leave it all for dead
Take back the wasted space

You wont need the light on
You wont hear the sirens
You know he's long gone
Way off the horizon
You'd leavie it all behind
Take back this wasted time

All this way on & on for nothing

So when you're at each other for life
At each other like carving knives
Bitter Vs Twisted
Its time to leave it all for dead

All this way on & on for nothing

"The Other Half Of You"
 
All born on the wind
Come morning another wind will blow
Could get to grips with everything
the world has got to offer
& see the other half of you

Held so deep within
Cross hatched the guard is restless
You could live & you could die
& never get to know
Never get to see the half
that aint on show

Build a wall of silence

"Chocs Away"
 
Dont take it from me
you know I'm just guessing
It wasnt a clue
I dont know the way
You've got a brain
maybe its time to use it

Fire it up, a little warm running
Chocs away, go & meet whats coming
You aint a fool, there aint a limit
Fire it up, find out whats in it

Caught between worlds
no there aint a warning
Dont take it from me
I dont know the way
You've got a brain
maybe its time to use it

Fire it up, a little warm running
Chocs away, go & meet whats coming
You aint a fool, there aint a limit
Fire it up, find out whats in it

Chocs away, a little warm running
Fire it up go & meet whats coming
You aint a fool, there aint a limit
Fire it up, find out whats in it

"Once Upon A Time Far Far Away"
 
Once Upon A Time Far Far Away
Last week just around the corner
The grunts & uglies
tuts & snarls descended
Pumped up, hissing & spitting
Pumped up, spitting & snarling
About to take the wrong turn
of their lives

Megaladon was busy tucking into
his last baleen whale sandwich
While out the mud
crawled the distant relatives
of a bunch of ignorant nutters
About to take the wrong turn
Take a life
What a waste

A pointless waste of life
Wasted years in jail
A sad fuck up

Once Upon A Time Far Far Away
Last week just around the corner
The grunts & uglies
tuts & snarls descended
Spoiling for trouble
Pumped up, hissing & spitting
Pumped up, spitting & snarling
About to take the wrong
turn of their lives
What a waste