"One Last Dance"
 
I shot this glance to you
In a minute I’ll be gone
But not because I didn’t want to

No one wants to dance
So I’m standing on my feet
Nobody takes the chance
To break the law to start the beat

So I’m sitting this one out
I’m planning on my own
I’m staying put for now
But not forever

I’ll save this dance for you
In the morning I’ll be gone
But not because I didn’t want to
I tried so hard to stay,
Stay in love with you and me
I’m moving on because I have to

You say it’s too late,
I was wrong, you can’t wait
I’ll try now, if you stay,
Stay with me
I’ll still fight for what’s right
I still dream every night
I still want to believe
You’re saving one last dance for me

"See Ya Bill"
 
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
One thing that you gotta do
Is write your name on all your food
NO!
NAME!
FAIR!
GAME!
I say "See Ya" Bill

"Short Songs"

Originally by Dead Kennedys
 
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!

I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!

Yeah, I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!
I like short songs!

"236 E. Broadway"

Originally by Gob
 
It seems so tough sometimes
When you face a day with back to back conflict
When you get pushed around you might stand your ground
Might end up on your back but...

When you fall do you benefit and talk about it?
When you fall do you get back up with your head above you?
When you fall...?

I choked back tears last night
Sitting alone in a restaurant thinking...
How did I get so low?
How did I manage to sink to the bottom?

When you fall do you benefit and talk about it?
When you fall do you get back up with your head above you?
When you fall, when you fall, when you fall...

"Good Intentions"

Originally by Gorilla Biscuits
 
Things I try don't work out
Other people gripe and shout
That's not positive
I'm not perfect, I'm just Civ

Trial and error...good intentions!

Throw a beer at the stage
That's how you behave
Paid admission, had no fun
You think I'm the stupid one

Think again...good intentions!

I'll just try my best...and you?
Nothing!

"Destination: Blood!"

Originally by Orchid
 
This is our party!
We pick the records!
We set the dress code!
And make love on the dance,
Make love on the dance floor!

Like it or not we're the only game in town!
Like it or not we're the only game!
Like it or not we're the only game in town!
Like it or not we're the only game in...!
The only game in town!
The only game in town!

"Coffee Mug"

Originally by Descendents
 
Mug, mug, mug

Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race

Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link
Keeps me questing all

I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug

They haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked
And they've got too much voice

So for the moment
We're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups
With 98 more to go

I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug

Here a bean, there a bean
Everywhere a mean mean
Bean chug - a - lug - o - my coffee
Mug, mug, mug, mug

"xOn Our Kneesx"

Originally by The Swarm
 
I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I don't want it!

I don't need it!
I don't need it!

I don't want it!
I don't want it!

Who wins when we go through life on our knees?

"Scenes From Parisian Life"

Originally by The Promise Ring
 
The sun comes up a little later
So you can drink a little longer

I wish I had a dream last night
I wish I had a dream last night
So half the time you'd be here
I wish you were here

I'm on your vine now, so high, I can see Italy

"It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite"

Originally by NOFX
 
Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite
I'll choose my own shit scene
Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true
I'm here for me not you

Nonconglumurate I mean what I say
I'm not your fucking scape
Goat apparently I've alienated some
It seems my job's half done

You'll never understand it
Try to buy and brand it
I win, you lose, cause it's my job
To keep punk rock elite

This music ain't your fucking industry