"Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)"
 
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight with you

Where is Santa? At his sleigh?
Tell me why is it always this way?
Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?
Merry Christmas, merry merry merry Christmas

All the children are tucked in their beds
Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads
Snowball fighting, it's so exciting baby

I love you and you love me
And that's the way it's got to be
I loved you from the start
'Cause Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's hearts

Where is Santa? At his sleigh?
Tell me why is it always this way?
Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?
Merry Christmas, merry merry merry Christmas

All the children are tucked in their beds
Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads
Snowball fighting, it's so exciting baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I love you and you love me
And that's the way it's got to be
I loved you from the start
'Cause Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's hearts

Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight with you

Mondo Bizarro (1992)



1.   Censorshit
2.   The Job That Ate My Brain
3.   Poison Heart
4.   Anxiety
5.   Strength To Endure
6.   It's Gonna Be Alright
7.   Take It As It Comes
8.   Main Man
9.   Tomorrow She Goes Away
10.   I Won't Let It Happen
11.   Cabbies On Crack
12.   Heidi Is A Headcase
13.   Touring

"Censorshit"
 
Tipper, what's that sticker sticking on my CD?
Is that some kind of warning to protect me?
Freedom of choice needs a stronger, stronger voice.
You can stamp out the source, but you
can't stop creative thoughts.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on?
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me.
We'll show you what it's like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it's just a smoke
screen for the real problems.
S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment.

Hey, hey all you senators wives.
Better take a good look at your
own lives.
Before you go preaching to me.
You're definitions of obscenity.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on?
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me.
We'll show you what it's like to be free.

The irony it semes it seems to me
it's un-American policy.
Yeah, we'e come so far but still only to
find people like you with ignorant minds.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on?
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me.
We'll show you what it's like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it's just a smoke
screen for the real problems.
S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment

"The Job That Ate My Brain"
 
Out of bed at 6:15 In a rush and you can't think
Gotta catch the bus and train
I'm in a rush and feelin' insane

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie

I look so late I wanna die

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

I punch the clock at 9:05
I know I'm late, but still alive
Everyone just stares at me
(I'm last in line for this party)

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

Five o'clock rolls around
I feel so glad I kiss the ground
Ain't enough hours in the day
There's go to be a better way

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

"Poison Heart"
 
No one ever thought this one would survive
Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind
Lock you in a dream, never let you go
Never let you laugh or smile, not you.

Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart.

Making friends with a homeless torn up man
He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up.
There's danger on every corner but I'm okay
Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday.

Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart,
a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart ... yeah!

You know that life really takes its toll
And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul
So much damn confusion before my eyes,
But nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives.

I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart,
Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart.
a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart.

"Anxiety"
 
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always stieff, all day long.
Nothing's right till it's all wrong.
It makes no sense until I'm tense.
Always laughing at your expense.

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always biting on my nails.
Always stiff, it never fails.
Now it on my sweaty clothes.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always screamin' at someone.
Got a temper like a gun.
Hair trigger personality.
Anxiety keeps me hap-happy.

[Bridge]

And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy
In a crazy world.
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy
In a crazy world.
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy
In a crazy world.
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy
In a crazy world.

A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
Anxiety keeps me high,
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Anxiety
Anxiety
Anxiety
Anxiety

"Strength To Endure"
 
Walking through the cross fire heart
Feeling heavy and hopeless.
Wonderin' how I ever willsee
Through this darkness.
Every drop of blood can be
So beautiful
And I sure was bleedin' the drops by
The bucketful.

I have the strength to endure
And all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure
Because... because...

I'm not afraid to tell her
Just how things work.
Ride a hurricane
Through the fast lane
Always looking over my shoulder

She said, "there's something about you,
And neon lights always gow hot.
Baby we can see this through,
Just give me all the strength
you've got".

I have the strength to endure
And all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure
Because... because...

I'm not afraid to tell her
Just how things work.
Ride a hurricane
Through the fast lane
Always looking over my shoulder

She said, "there's something about you,
And neon lights always gow hot.
Baby we can see this through,
Just give me all the strength
you've got".

I have the strength to endure
And all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure
Because... because...

"It's Gonna Be Alright"
 
To our fans far and near
We're so glad you could all be here
And when life get so-oh-oh hard
You make it all worthwhile
Screaming, shouting, wham-slam-bam
Now wild hair is back in style

This is dedicated to our fans across the world
You're the best, most loyalist, and that's for sure
When life gets oh so frustrating
You make it all worthwhile
Gonna have some fun tonight
Ain't it great to be alive

It's gonna be OK
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be that you're the only ones who understand

Got good feelings about this year
All is very well, C.J. is here
'92 spells more fun, let's get into gear
It's the year of the monkey, gonna be real funky
Buy yourself a beer

It's gonna be OK
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be that you're the only ones who understand

It's gonna be alright

It's gonna be OK, yeah, yeah
It's gonna be alright, uh, huh
It's gonna be that you're the only ones who understand

Who understand

It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be OK
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright

"Take It As It Comes"
 
Time to live, time to lie
Time to laugh, time to die

Take it easy baby
Take it as it comes
Don't move too fast
if you want your love to last
you've been moving much too fast

Time to walk, time to run
Time to aim your arrows at the sun

Go real slow
You'll like it more and more
Take it as it comes
Specialize in having fun

Moving much too fast
Moving much too fast

"Main Man"
 
When I start movin, you see a blur.
Get hooked on me baby, there ain't no cure.
I've always been able to laugh at fate.
Two brown eyes filled with hate.

I'm the man who make
the street his home.
And my lean, mean heart
Is just as hard as stone.

Oh, I'm my main man.
Don't want nothing from no one.
I'm my main man.
Always ready for what ever's gonna happen.

Spend my time in a cold jail cell.
Shootin' up poison, and livin' in hell.
And I never care what people think,
My history's written on me in tattoed ink.

And still life goes on;
Tracks on my arms.
And the number thirteen
Is my good luck charm.

What happens to me is my own affair.
If you don't like me, I really don't care.
'Cause no one's been what I've been through.
And I don't do what people want me to do.

I'll fight you till
The bitter end.
And then I'll screw
Your little girlfriend.