"Doin' As I See on my TV"


When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on "Cops"

All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin' as I see on my TV

Whistling, gargling

Spoken: I am not aware!

"One More for the Bone/I Want More"


Well she stepped into the room
Right then she got my eyes
She had an ass like a truck
and two amazing thumping thighs

She's built like no other
Just one big fat mother brick house
So impressed to find those breasts

A little, a little, a little (More for the Bone)
She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor

Lets get naked baby
And roll under the sheets
I ask one favor baby
Don't roll on top of me

She's my Crisco queen
A non-stop love machine
On the scene like a sex machine
She ain't big going get bigger

A little, a little, a little (More for the bone)
Sparks may fly like the fourth of July
Just don't get any in your eye
Strap me on a 2 by 4
So I don't fall in when she wants more

Solo

I got excited she threw
Her ham hocks over me
One the size of a truck
The other the size of a tree

She whispered in my ear
Just more cushion for the pushin', dear
Guess I had to move when she got down to it

A little, a little, a little (more for the bone)
She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor

A little, a little, a little (more for the bone)
Sparks may fly like the fourth of July
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2 by 4
So I don't fall in when she wants more

"Set You Free/Mind Tripper"


When you was a child life’s a game
But you got all the rules all changed
Pray to a spiritual God for material things
Then wait by the phone but it don't ring

So if you feel like you fell behind
That mountain's got too big to climb
Want to hang your head and say screw it
Forget that sh!t lets get down to it
Come on, baby

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Mind tripper
Dance sister
It'll set you free
Mind tripper
Dance sister
Keep the faith
forget the fame
Don't let your balls go down the drain
It'll set you free

The news man shoves it down our throats
The ratings sore, the victims choke
?? best stand clear
For a few of us who got no fear

So you feel like you sinned baby
You got nothing left to hold, no
Stop feeling like a number
You best forget that sh!t that you been told
Baby bring it on

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Mind tripper
Dance sister
It'll set you free
Mind tripper
Dance sister
Bring her right here to me

Mind tripper
Dance sister
That ain't no way to change your past
Just get your head out of your ass
It'll set you free

That sh!t comes down for miles
And it really starts to stink
Then dump it in the ocean
Till it's floatin' at the brink
And when that boat don't float no more
They're just gonna let it sink
Don't ask me no more questions, baby
You know what I think, yeah

Well, have heard about it
All the new talk on the streets
I'm coming on hard, baby
I hope you're ready for a brand new me

So get your head out of the gutter
That's no way to right that wrong
There'll be time enough for sleep
When your dead and gone I said
Bye bye, babe

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Mind tripper
Dance sister
It'll set you free
Mind tripper
Dance sister
Bring her right here to me

Mind tripper
Dance sister
That ain't no way to change your past
Just get your head out of your ass

Mind tripper
Dance sister
Keep the faith
forget the fame
Don't let your balls go down the drain
It'll set you free

"Untitled"

(here it comes)
Well funky monkey’s in the jungle tonight
They got two by two don’t hear me right

Band playing loudly baby
Gone are the days when the days gone
I said gone

When the monkeys are gone
Gone or dead this is what they said

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Lost Mary
Cries, cries, cries
Yeah she does, yeah baby, that is what she did
Lions sleeps, baby
the lamb surely dies (??)
I just don't want to f*ck you

That’s it

When the jungle sleeps
Is when the monkey shine
I said you do baby ? don’t mind

Back ? are wild
If the deuces left in than the deuces are wild

I said baby, well,

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Lost Mary
Cries, cries, cries
Yeah ?
Lions sleeps, baby
Dies, dies, dies
I just don't want to f*ck you

ooooh, kick it!

solo

Give me some of that

Well dime store cowboy shoot your gun
Knock them mother f*ckers down one by one

Money on up it’s in your face
Gimme no lip or get your face back here

Ooh, got it right

When the monkey don’t sleep
And the money don’t shine
Well, ??

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"Face The Hangman"


Friday night at midnight
Looking for what I need
I heard a tale that somewhere
That a dude had a real go at me

So like a rat race cowboy
I slipped into the human zoo
Headed down some trouble
Got myself a drink or two

Well I took to the streets
And I took to the bars
Marched right in but I didn’t get far
Manager said hey boy there’s the door
But I didn’t leave until I evened the score

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I gotta face the hangman
Gotta pay for what I done
I gotta face the hangman
Or by the noose I swing
In the morning sun

Like a tipsy gypsy
Looking like I’d been had
But like the story says
This wild-eyed boy is bad

I got a police squad car
Taxi to the local slam
They said
Son you’re gonna pay for what you’ve done
But I don’t give a damn

Just cause I like to drink and dance all night
An alley cat brawl in an old fist fight

Give me no lip boy or I’ll kick you in the mouth
Watch you head fly north and your teeth fly south

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Now the judge looked and me and said
"that boy… he definitely be guilty"
Ooooh let him swing

solo

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