Die Hard

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!



Lajanje na zvezde - naš najbolji film

-Šta ćeš ti tu s tom gumenom igračkom? Daj to vamo.
-Ovo je živ poskok, doneo sam ga za biološki kabinet!
-Ti si lud! Nemam ja ništa s tim.

-I šta biva? Biva to da sada struja povratno putem mokraće dođe do one stvari…
-Koje stvari?!

-Slušaj ovamo! Od ovog trenutaka ste svi na ekskurziji. Sve što radite i govorite to
ja moram da znam.
-Pre ili posle?

-Oboje da ste se javili direktoru!
-Profesore, direktor se ljuti što ga zovemo.
-Ko je zvao direktora i kad?
-Pa večeras, vi ste nam rekli.
-I šta je direktor rekao?
-Ja bolje da ne govorim šta je meni rekao…
-Bože pućiće mi glava!

Hocete li mozda neki sendvicic da vam pripremim?   A ja cu biti sunkica... 

- Zla Baka , Mala nocna muzika.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?"

South park - Bigger, longer & uncut

"Let the force be with you"-Star Wars
"Samo pravi ratnici umiru katanom"-Poslednji samuraj
"The fear i path to the dark side"-Star Wars

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Ubedljivo najsmekerskija recenica ikad...

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

"First she was cooking good, her pussy was working well and she could blow good, and then, 2 years later when she was 15,  hair started to grow on her chest, her voice became deeper "Borat, borat" and her pussy was hanged like a wizard's sleeve."

"I did not come to Hollywood to fight a man dressed as Hitler."

"No more raping, just humans"

One and only the glories Borat

 
    Yooo, Adriiiiaaannn we did it - Rocky
 
   
    Ne voli me..  - Ma jok voli te samo se pravi    - Mi Nismo Anđeli

Tony Montana - Whattaya lookin at? Youre all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? ;Cause you dont have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say thats the bad guy. So, what dat make you? Good? Youre not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I dont have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. Theres a bad guy coming through; you better get outta his way!


Praviti porodicu u ovo vreme je suludo-Nikola Kojo


Dragan Nikolic-poslednji krug u monci-Oces pice?Ocu dva!

Someone - Mr. Borat you got a telegraph.

Borat - Read it for me,please.

Someone - It say's that your women died.She take your retarded brother to a walk,and she was attacked by the bear.Your brotherhas survived.

Borat - (Nothing's hapening)... Give me five