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Memorable Quotes from The Godfather:
Vito Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Vito Corleone: Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.
Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.
Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Michael Corleone: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

Memorable Quotes from The Usual Suspects:
Jeff Rabin: I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
Verbal: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.
McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal: And then he showed these men of will what will really is.
Verbal: And like that... he's gone.

Memorable Quotes from Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il:
Man With No Name: I've never seen so many men wasted so bad.
Man With No Name: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Tuco: [shouting] Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just the greatest son-of-a-b-!
Tuco: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.
Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Memorable Quotes from Excalibur:
Arthur: Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.
Merlin: You're not listening... well, your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind. That's it.
Arthur: Any man who would be a knight and follow a king... follow me.
Merlin: Good and evil, there never is one without the other.
Merlin: When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
Merlin: He who draws the sword from the stone, he shall be king. Arthur, you're the one.
Perceval: I can't lose faith, Lancelot. It's all I have left.

Memorable Quotes from Indecent Proposal:
Diana: If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.
Jeremy: For a million bucks *I'd* sleep with him.
[David glares at him]
Jeremy: ... Maybe not.
David: I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.

Memorable Quotes from The Devil's Advocate:
John Milton: A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
John Milton: Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.
John Milton: Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.
John Milton: Free will, it is a bitch.
John Milton: Look at me - underestimated from Day One. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you?
John Milton: I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

Memorable Quotes from The Silence of the Lambs:
Jack Crawford: Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
Hannibal Lecter: All good things to those who wait.
Hannibal Lecter: People will say we're in love.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: We've tried to study him, of course, but he's much too sophisticated for the standard tests.
Hannibal Lecter: Fly, fly, fly, Clarice. Fly, fly, fly.

Memorable Quotes from Legend:
The Lord of Darkness: Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!
The Lord of Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
The Lord of Darkness: What is light without dark?
Princess Lily: This place holds more magic than any place in the world.
Blix: Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
Blix: May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
Oona: What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free!

Memorable Quotes from Carlito's Way:
Carlito: You a gangster now. You can't learn it at school... you can't have a late start.
Carlito: If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.
Carlito: It's who I am Gail, it's what I am. Right or wrong, I can't change that.
Carlito: Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
Carlito: If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble.
Carlito: You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die - big time.
Carlito: Never give up your friends, Dave, no matter what.
Benny Blanco: Hey remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?

Memorable Quotes from Back to the Future:
Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads
Dr. Emmett Brown: I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.
Marty McFly: [to Uncle Joey as a baby, playing in his playpen] So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.
Marty McFly: Wait, you don't understand. If you don't play there's no music. If there's no music they don't dance. If they don't dance they don't kiss and fall in love and I'm history.

Memorable Quotes from Tango & Cash:
Gabriel Cash: Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.
Ray Tango: Rambo? Rambo's a pussy.
Ray Tango: I think that with your IQ, you're unarmed and still VERY dangerous.
Ray Tango: Pleasure doing time with ya.
Gabriel Cash: Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.
Gabriel Cash: This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?
Ray Tango: I got a quarter of four.

Memorable Quotes from Blues Brothers:
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood with her stick]
Elwood: Ow, you fat penguin!
Jake: Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.
Elwood: The light was yellow, sir.
lEwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
Elwood: This is glue. Strong stuff.
Elwood: I'm going to become a priest.

Memorable Quotes from Ghost Busters:
Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr.Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So, she's a dog...
Dr. Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I've been slimed.
Dr. Peter Venkman: NOBODY steps on a church in my town.

Memorable Quotes from The Dirty Dozen:
Samson Posey: I reckon the folks'd be a sight happier if I died like a soldier. Can't say I would.
Joseph T. Wladislaw: Killin' generals could get to be a habit with me.
Major John Reisman: You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!
Maj. Gen. Worden: This war was NOT started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience, either!

Memorable Quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:
Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
Big Chris: It's been emotional.
Tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked.
Barry the Baptist: If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
Tom: It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.
Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.
Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

Memorable quotes for "Pinky and the Brain" (1995)
Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
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Memorable Quotes from "From Dusk Till Dawn" (1996)
Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Memorable Quotes from 300:
Spartan King Leonidas: We will stand and fight... and die!
Spartan King Leonidas: We're in for one wild night
Spartan King Leonidas: Give them nothing! But take from them everything!
Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!
Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has come, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.
Persian Officer: The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we shall fight in the shade!

Memorable Quotes from South Park:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas Day and I'm in Canada.
Kyle: Yeah, but I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah, you got your brother back but I didn't get any presents. And what did I tell you, Kyle? I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna whoop your ass, didn't I? Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker. That's it, you and me. Right now. We're having it out. Come on. Come on.
[Kyle slaps Cartman]
Cartman: WAAAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAH. MOOOOOOM. MOOOOOOM