She was in bad with her lover when the phone rang.She reched for it and said, I'll talk to you later. I have someone in hold'

What's the different between  a slut  and a bitch.
-A slut will sleep with anyone.
-A bitch will sllep anyone, but you.

What's different between erotic and kinky?
-Erotic is when you use  a feather.
-Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

What's different between a condom and a pork pie?
-You get more meat in a condom.
One priest said to  the other. do you think the Pope will ever allow
priest to mary?
-Not in our time, mused  his colleague, maybe in our children's.

One priest cofident in another. I don't know what to do to repress  these feelings of sexual desire?
-Take  a cold shower, said his colleague.
-But I've  taken so many  cold showers that when it rains  I now get an erection.

da,zanimljivo,ali da li ima negde da se downloaduju video clipovi???

E,ti si car,keve mi! Najjaca je ona pesmica iz filma ''Zitije Brajanovo''...hehhehe
E,kako se zove onaj film sa Monty Python-om,ono kad pevaju:''Fishy,fish...where are you?''

smisao zivota

nego, to sve navedeno su subtitleovi?

jeli S.F. dali tebi ikada dojadi tipkati toliko.....????[

A moze li negde da se nadje video isecak: "And now something completly diferent" .. (mozda se ne pise tako ) ?

 mozda je postavljeno ali nisam izvalio...da li mozda ima text sa skechom kada lik Loreta iz Zitija smara onog tipa i ispituje ga u kafani o sexualnim odnosima sa njegovom zenom...
you know what I mean...say no more,say no more...mic,mic, mic...are you interest in poetry...

Inace, taj lik se zove ERIC IDLE...
 
Is your wife a goer? ay...? Does she go...
nudge nudge... Say no more.... Say no more... Know what I mean...
Nudge nudge...
 

  jel ima neko ceo text...

Ja imam dvadeset njihovih epizoda, i od toga bar 16 pocinje tim rijecima... Ne znam na sta konkretno mislis. Da nije "A sada, nesto potpuno drugacije- Arish!" Obozavam ih! Gledao sam ih hiljadu puta, ali nijesam ocekivao spansku inkviziciju.