6. Exposure

It Happened On August Eighth
Nineteen Eighty Two
Jeffrey Dropped His Pants
With A Crowd In Full View
The Police Arrested Him For
Disorderly Conduct
They Found Him Guilty And Fined Him
Fifty Dollars Court Cost

Exposure
Exposure

Four Years To The Day Jeff Was Exposing Himself Again
At The Kinnickinnic River A Gathering Place For Kids
Arrested For Masturbating
With His Pants Down To His Thighs
He Told Two Boys He Was Having A Great Time

Exposure
Exposure

7. Ambassador Hotel

Jeffrey Went Down To The
Ambassador Hotel
With A Young Man That He Didn't Know Too Well
And When He Awoke He Found The Young Man Laying Dead
And The Thought Of A Suitcase Popped Into Jeffrey's Head

He Flagged Down A Taxi Back To His Grandma's Place
With The Help Of The Driver Loaded The Man In The Suitcase
Then When His Grandma Went To Church On Sunday
He Dismembered The Man
And He Threw Him Away

8. Cup Of Coffee

A Man Escaped Jeffrey's Embrace
After Being Drugged At His
Grand Mother's Place

He Drank A Cup Of Drug Laced
Coffee Jeffrey Poured
Then He Ended Up On Grandma's Basement Floor

How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
He Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Jeffrey Fucked Him In The Rear

Having His Way With
The Man On The Floor
When Grandma Opened Up
The Basement Door
Because Of What Jeffrey's
Grandmother Saw
He Dropped The Man Off On
Someones Front Lawn

9. Bath House

Jeffrey Frequented The Bath House For A Lonely Guy
So He Could Drug Their Drink
And Have Them For The Night

The Bath House
The Bath House

Clad In A Towel Jeff
Lured Men Back
To A Private Cubicle
Rendering Them Unconscience
And Completely Under His Control

The Bath House
The Bath House

10. Jeffrey Dahmer And The Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Jeffrey's Stirring Up Some
Chocolate For You
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He Worked At The
Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What Would You
Bet Jeffrey Guzzled Down Meat
Eating A Bunch Of The
Fellas He'd Meet
If Jeff Was A Cat
And Men Were The Rats
What Do You Think
Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dah
Jeffrey Loved Eating
Men From Gay Bars
And He Lived In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Doopity Doo

11. Apartment 213

At The Oxford Apartments
Jeffrey Lived In 213
But His Neighbors Didn't Know That Jeffrey Was A Fiend
He Said The Fridge Was Broken
And The Smell Was Rotten Meat
But Nobody Knew It Was The Men That Jeff Would Eat

The Sound Of The Power Tools Woke The Neighbors In The Night
The Men That Jeffrey Drugged Didn't Put Up Much Fight
Jeff Strangled And Dismembered Them
And Saved Some Parts To Eat
The Smell Of Rotting Men Got Worse With The Summer Heat

12. Drill Bit Lobotomy

Jeffrey Went To The
Black And Decker Store
And Bought Himself A Drill And Saw

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

He Gave Men A Drink With Crushed Sleeping Pills
Once They Were Unconscious
Out Came The Drill

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

13. Jeffrey Dahmer Blues

[Guest Lead Guitar By Neil Kernon]

On The Night I Met Jeffrey
It Was A Terrible Night
He Took Me Home And Drugged Me
So I Couldn't Put Up A Fight

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News

He's Drilling My Head
I Wish I Was Dead
Instead I'm A Zombie
Laying In Jeffrey's Bed

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News

14. McDahmers

The Ketchup Was Blood
The Mustard Was Pus
Inside The Closet
Was Pickled Private Parts

Mcdahmers-Isn't Your Kind Of Place
Mcdahmers-It's Not A Happy Place
Mcdahmers-He'll Boil Off Your Face
Mcdahmers-You'll Never Leave His Place

The Nuggets Were Testicles
The Mayo Was Cum
The Burgers Were Biceps
That He Ate With Condiments

Mcdahmers-It's Not Your Kind Of Place
Mcdahmers-It's Not A Happy Place
Mcdahmers-He'll Boil Off Your Face
Mcdahmers-You'll Never Leave His Place

15. Into The Toilet With You

You'll Just Have To Stay For As Long As I Say
If You Try To Leave
I Will Make You Pay
Beside Me You'll Lay
You're Drugged Anyway
I'll Keep You Like That
And Things Will Be Ok

In An Acid Filled Drum I Put You
After Two Weeks Its' Sludge
You'll Turn To
Then I'll Take My Plastic Scoop
And It's Into The Toilet With You