"Whose The Criminal"

This freedom song, goes out to anybody, who's ever been judged, harassed,
Or thrown in jail for smoking the plant marijuana.

Fuck it, now why you gotta judge me, who the fuck are you?
Trying to run up in my life, and tell me what to do
You need to arrest your son, because he's selling pounds of weed
He's getting over on you, and you're stupid enough not to see

You ask, how much money have I spent buying weed?
Not at much as I spend on important legal fees
You wouldn't believe how much it costs to be free
A couple of G's every time they find a roach on me
Shit, I never learn, the lesson they teach
Do the robot (??) When they pull the gun and say "freeze"
Get off these, you're the one being thieves
Take away my rights and detach my salaries

Yo, I'mma keep baling, fuck the police
Alcohol is legal need to legalize weed
I know they know, so what's the problem?
You got the gun, I got the plant that's how we solve em

You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, who's the criminal?
Take's me to plant my seeds all across the land, across the land
Mr. Officer man, police officer man, with the gun in your hand (hey hey hey hey)
Freedom of the plant, as we came to take a stand, take a stand

Y'know I never understand them nigga stands on the plant
While it grows on a branch, holding a gun in yo' hand?
Cause more people on the earth, but illegal it's absurd
What's more evil a weapon or some herb?

Yo, relax and kick back, worry about real crimes
Smoking a plant? You're out your fuckin' mind
Gimme a break, yo ass fake as fake
Faker then the people putting food on your plate

Stop that, drop that, give me that mic
Rough me, cuff me, read me my rights
No work higher, born and bred, black boots, billy clubs on my head
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck that shit
Legalize freedom celebrate gods gift

You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, who's the criminal?
You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, rahhhhh!
Mr. Officer man, police officer man, with the gun in your hand (hey hey hey hey)
Officer man, police officer man, with the gun in your hand (hey hey hey hey)
Protect and serve, slap my face that must be illegal sir
Fingers in my cavity? It struck a nerve
Now I'm on Apollo (?) street now I'm saved
(No Idea what he says here, just random yelling me thinks)
You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, who's the criminal?
You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, rahhhh!
Swear to god, smoke on one with the law but it was mad
Never thought that he had it, but he used mace (?)
Hit me with his billy club it's just a plant
(No idea again)
You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, who's the criminal?
You got the gun, I got a plant, you got the gun, rahhhhh!
Mr. Officer man, police officer man, with the gun in your hand (hey hey hey hey)
Officer man, police officer man, with the gun in your hand (hey hey hey hey hey)

"Eye Of The Storm"

[DADDY X]
Fire It Up.
The next chapter.
(Yup)
Legalize freedom,
Free your mind.
(Forecast says that high winds are blowin’.)
Higher consciousness.
(Dark clouds up ahead, we kept rollin’.)
You create your own reality.
(Some times you gotta live life knowin’.)
Stoney vibrations.
(Your in the eye of the storm.)
Seek Truth
Observe Nature
Educate Yourself
(Refuse to conform.)
Find your real history.
(Deviate from the norm.)
Non-conformity,
Anarchy.
(Refuse to conform.)
Walk your own walk.
Every moment is a gift.
(Forecast says that high winds are blowin’.)
Create your own reality.
(Dark clouds up ahead, we kept rollin’.)
Live while u live.
(Some times you gotta live life knowin’.)
Freedom is a state of mind.
(Your in the eye of the storm.)
Freedom is a state of mind.
(Refuse to conform.)
Non-conformity,
(Deviate from the norm.)
Individuality,
Legalize freedom,
(Refuse to conform.)
Legalize freedom,
Creation,
(Your in the eye of the storm.)
Legalization,
Legalization.

"Bad Habits"

Bad habits
Bad habits
Bad Habits

Bad habits, Bad habits
Picked a few up nine years in this game
Bad habits, Bad habits
Life style's fast driving me insane
Bad habits, bad habits
Daily doses you just got to maintain
Bad habits, bad habits
Drinking beer, smoking weed, and a pack a day

A pack a day (Cigerettes) seven grams of weed (chronic) A beer when i'm ready (Bud light)
Yall know me, (Who?) yeah I got some habits, I picked up a few, it's the d-lo-c so what chu gonna do?

The demons inside me, are clinging so tightly, the voices in my head say "You don't wanna come down" m'kay.

A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high
Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change
I don't know but i've been told, you live this way you won't grow old
Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit

Bad habits, Bad habits
Everybody has them, who you got to blame?
Bad habits, Bad habits
Flush it all away, go an' spit it down the drain
Bad habits, Bad habits
Chemical dependencies have a hold of your brain
Bad habits, Bad habits
When my time comes, I'll go out with a bang

I got problems that I don't tell many, talk about bad habits shit, I got plenty
Nicotine, weed, beer, shooting pool and playing cards, mushrooms, pills, strange pussy fast cars

Yeah, Jonny Richter, pass the mic, better yet don't, need to pass the pipe
I'm trying to hit that shit, but you're not paying attention, I wanna pack a rip, don't trip just keep sitting

A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high
Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change
I don't know but i've been told, you live this way you won't grow old
Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit

Bad habits, Bad habits
Picked a few up nine years in this game
Bad habits, Bad habits
Life style's fast driving me insane
Bad habits, bad habits
Daily doses you just got to maintain
Bad habits, bad habits
Drinking beer, smoking weed, and a pack a day

This wishing addition is kinda strange to me, gotta quit gotta kick for my family
Cuz if I crash fast everybody's outie, And that's way too heavy pressing on me

It's the d double dash, I bash like an army, and when it's time to mash, I crash really strongly
I always pop a pill with the three roll bent I complish my task, you can't hold me (me)

A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high
Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change
I don't know but I've been told, you live this way you won't grow old
Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit

Your eyes they just won't open, you don't know what you been smoking
Got your whole family hoping "Oh I wish that he'd just slow down" (slow down)
The game is tough and silent where these groups are just smokin', soldier.
You're smoking and then toking and you're dead in the ground (Na Mean?)

A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high
Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change
I don't know but i've been told, you live this way you won't grow old
Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit

Bad habits, bad habits

"Johnny's Gotta Problem"

[ALL]
Johnny's gotta problem and he's outta control!
Johnny's gotta problem, he's outta control now!
Johnny's gotta problem and he's outta control!
Johnny's gotta problem and he's outta control!

[ALL]
Johnny's gotta problem he's outta control.
He's got static on the brain.
Outta control now.
Johnny's gotta problem he's outta control.
He's got static on the brain.

[CASEY ROYER and DADDY X]
Poppin' little pills like a drug store cowboy.
Drinkin', smokin' weed like you're one of a kind.
Doesn't really matter who you take with you.
Just as long as Johnny feels fine.
We get fucked up with you.
Johnny's got a problem.
ahhhh
He's outta control.
Got static on the brain.
Outta control now.
Johnny's got a problem
He's outta control
Johnny's gotta problem and he's outta control!

Trippin' everyday trippin' deeper and deeper.
Trip trip trippin' on down the line.
Doesn't really matter who you take with you.
Just as long as Johnny feels fine!

[RICHTER]
Man I ain't got a problem.
What the fucks wrong with you?
Go get me a blue and a 12 pack of brew.
Some chicks who screw that know what to do.
Plus 2 Quaaludes for when the night's through.

[LOC]
Damn dawg you gettin' faded everynight.
Drinkin' beers, poppin' pills but it just aint right.
You need to hold on tight, relax, slow your roll.
Calm the fuck down 'cuz you're gettin' outta control.

[RICHTER]
Red light should I stop? Nah!
Shotgun she got lock jaw.
See I live make my own laws.
And ima win at all costs.

[LOC]
Johnny's got a problem and I think he's gettin lost.
Everynight doin' somethin different looking ??
No time to chill always thinkin' somethins missin'.
The voice in his head, I call it his addiction.

[Chorus DADDY X 2x]
Johnnys got a problem
Johnnys got a problem
Johnnys got a problem
And he's out of control

[RICHTER]
I need a sit 'cuz sticky grippin' full throttle.
You stick with me we gonna be tippin' full bottles.
Ain't this a trip I'm kickin' hittin' on some models.
Rippin' this shit I sit with chicks that only swallow.
I take whatchu got, I just don't give a fuck.
I'm like pacman, I gobble gobble 'em up.
Fastlane living on the road goin' the wrong way.
Been up for a week, without no sleep, now that's a long day.

[LOC]
Well the party start's jumpin' and the demon feels funky.
Can't well it forget if you don't I get grumpy.
Got him on a leash tied up like a puppy.
All his friends call him Johnny The Junky.
Always see him on tilt at the bar fallin' down.
Always see him at a circle walkin' 'round and 'round.
Never see him at his house 'cuz he's always out ballin'.
That's how we know (what?)
Johnnys got a problem.

[X]
A problem, a problem in critical condition.
The drugs and the drinkin' the suicide mission.
Oh we just can't afford to have another friend missin'.
Oh Johnny, oh Johnny why won't you listen?

[Chorus DADDY X 4x]
Johnnys got a problem
Johnnys got a problem
Johnnys got a problem
And he's out of control

[RICHTER's voice being scratched]
Worry bout it bout it bout worry bout.............

"Life Styles"

We the
Ones Who
Made us
The life styles that we live
Radios'
scared to
Play us
Life styles like this
Industry
Fools can't
Fade us
The life styles that we live
So Fuck off
All you
Haters
Some things you don't forget

[Loc]
My brain's kinda cloudy
I can't really think
Popped too many pills
Had one too many drinks
It's the Double Double
D to the Dash
Gives a fuck what you say
Got a pocket full of cash
and the other full of hash
Straight dank all about the bong tokes
Whatchu talk about the name is Dloc
Everybody knows I bust flows and spread ass cheeks
Shit on the real I clown a lotta industry geeks
Remember Dat
Don't hate, Relate
Just respect my shit I gives a Fuck whatchu think
If you talk too much you'll be shit outta luck
Try da' fill my shoes on the mic you'll get booed
Dirty with my sex you remember dat between sweet of me ?*****
I fuck you in the ass you can keep your virginity
Try the walk my walk, try the talk my talk
My status is worldwide, you still put on ya socks

We the
Ones Who Made us
The life styles that we live
Radios'
scared to
Play us
Life styles like this
Industry
Fools can't
Fade us
The life styles that we live
So Fuck off (Fuck off!)
All you (All you!)
Haters (Hataz!)
Some things you don't forget

[Richter]
Walkin around like a zombie, drunk struttin
Sclicin N dicin the crowd, dippin and cuttin
Smoke follow me around you can say I'm tough lovin
People screamin' in my hear, But I ain't hearin nothin
My eye's are wide open and my standards set high
I'm lookin for the one to call my cutie pie
I'm tryin to find a little hottie to take home tonight
But I definately ain't lookin for a wife
Just some spices of life, someone to make me sweat
Type that been awake all day but we ain't got outta bed
Don't fuck with my head but give the bomb his brain
And cleans my house before she leaves, you know what I'm sayin?
Thats the life style I'm livin, thats just how it works
If I ain't spittin out rhymes then I'm liftin up skirts
I'll have mah own plane flyin high in the daze
Come on in and get lost in my fun house maze

We the
Ones Who
Made us
The life styles that we live
Radios'
scared to
Play us
Life styles like this
Industry
Fools can't
Fade us
The life styles that we live So Fuck off (Fuck off!)
All you (All you!)
Haters (Hataz!)
Some things you don't forget

[Richter]
Back on the scene same team
you know the kottonmouth kings reign supreme
Us lead, You misconceived
We gotta gift, livin the life, doin the things you wish
And we still hit the stage smokin chronic spliffs
If you thought it was finished you have badly been mistaken
This time we takin over Bringin home all of the bacon
So here's my verdit, Pay attention, Listen closely
There's No One in the world that can Fuckin Out Smoke me!

[Loc]
Forced me to do it (why?), now I have to (why?)
Ima leave you standin stone like a statue
Speechless, as I let loose with blows
Left, rights, combinations, uppercuts, body blows
body blow, elbow, there goes your nose
Dont ever try to test, I never try to rap hard
But if you push the wrong button, Loc will leave you scarred
I ain't talkin physically, I penetratin mentally

We the
Ones Who
Made us
The life styles that we live
Radios'
scared to
Play us
Life styles like this
Industry
Fools can't
Fade us
The life styles that we live
So Fuck off (Fuck off!)
All you (All you!)
Haters (Hataz!)
Some things you don't forget

"Let's Fuck"

[DADDY X]
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?

[LOC]
OOooh she was lookin' real sexy.
Nice curved hips, pretty brown eyes, body bangin'.
Built like a stallion.
Popped the valium, then I felt the vibe.
Hours later we keep conversatin'.
Flirtin' back 'n forth, it was gettin' complicated.
Kissed her for the very first time.
Mwah...D to the Mwah.
It feels good when our lips are touchin'.
Nick name D-Loc, real name Dustin.
I was wondering your dimensions?
32, 24, 34
Oh did I mention, the wine in the wine rack.
Relax now the lights get dime.
The last thing I did before I slipped it in...

[Chorus DADDY X]
You know the time is right.
These words they might collide.
It's like the perfect night to bang it down and fuck tonight.
You know i'll do you right.
My bark's just like my bite.
I wanna lick ya, stick ya, ride ya like my motorbike tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?
WooooOOoohh
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?

[RICHTER]
OOooh now where should I start?
So many different stories to remember it's hard.
'bout to speak from my heart.
Break it down to the basics.
Not real good with names, but I'm great with faces.
Some people are tasteless, but Ima be blatenet.
The things girls will do can be so fuckin' amazin'.
When the night gets ragin', they start feelin' strange.
And all of a sudden 3 on 1, WoW, what an arrangement.
Crazy shit, strictly runnin' the show.
Chick's sittin' on the floor duck, duck, goose, go.
I love females. Call all the girls you know.
You can never have enough, you can always use more.
At a pimp and ho party things are usually crackin'.
And if Richter's in the house, then things are happein'.
I like bad ass bitches that drive for 5 hours.
To come get a nut, take a shower, and bounce.

[Chorus DADDY X]
You know the time is right.
These words they might collide.
It's like the perfect night to bang it down and fuck tonight.
You know i'll do you right.
My bark's just like my bite.
I wanna lick ya, stick ya, ride ya like my motorbike tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?
WooooOOoohh
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?

[Girl]
Daddy!

[DADDY X]
Daddy X. This is my world.

I got my dream girl. Fantasy on tap.
Housebroke baby, she don't talk back.
In fact, wake up she's dancin' on my lap.
Keeps my dick hard, keeps semen in my sack.
Playboy bunny placin' money in stacks.
What can I say?
I got it like that.
I'm cool like that, we cool like that.
She's a gansta bitch.
Pants, clits and her tits.
Body does the bangin', hips do the hits.
Lips do the service, body fully equiped.
Sweetest tastin' pussy that I ever licked.
And Ima eat that shit 'till I'm 66.
And when my teeth fall out, Ima gum it to death.
Put me in the coffin with pussy breath.
And in the afterlife Ima still be about it.
Ask Jesus Christ if you even fuckin doubt it

[Chorus DADDY X]
You know the time is right.
These words they might collide.
It's like the perfect night to bang it down and fuck tonight.
You know i'll do you right.
My bark's just like my bite.
I wanna lick ya, stick ya, ride ya like my motorbike tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?
WooooOOoohh
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Who's down to fuck tonight?

"Down 4 Da Krown"

Who’s down, down down down.
I’m down for my krown, no lie oh I stay high so high.
I die for my krown, spittin K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E
I’m down for my krown, put it down for the underground world renowned,
I die for my krown straight K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E.

k-m-k m-o-b I’m a lifer
bitch (this?) my family these the only ones I die for.
This ain’t no fuckin act, not tryin to be a star,
We just some free thinkers, with a lot of heart.
People get confused, miscommunications
on the local news world revelations
We choose different view, more time for meditation.
I value every situation we get placed in.
Kottonmouth kings is a lifestyle movement.
Only way to get it done is if you do it.
I ain’t gonna be on the one left lookin stupid,
60 wishin I did more shit while I could.
Fuck yea my heart beats cuz the krown.
Everyday wake up in a different town,
This ain’t becuz of luck this is pure destiny.
I wear my krown on my chest for everybody to see.

I’m down for my krown, no lie oh I stay high so high.
I die for my krown, spittin K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E
I’m down for my krown, put it down for the underground world renowned,
I die for my krown straight K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E.

Well let me take it back to 1995, I was 18 years old writin the kings first rhymes

Kottonmouth was born it was just startin to pop
Had a two song demo people thought it was hot.
So we started playin shows representin for the krown,
Time to let the world know how the kings get down.
Didn’t have no band just my mind and a mic,
I spit one verse people said D-Loc was tight,
That was all it took so I didn’t look back.
Next thing you know record deal livin phat.
Tourin the country putting up some stacks
MTV can’t rock this and that.
Its 2004 still kickin down the door,
9 years later people askin for more.
Come holler at a G it’s the D.L.O.C.
There’s no one in the world more down than me.

I’m down for my krown, no lie oh I stay high so high.
I die for my krown, spittin K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E
I’m down for my krown, put it down for the underground world renowned,
I die for my krown straight K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E.

Who’s down, down, down, down.
For real, ya’ll bud smokers know me.
That notorious pimp King X Daddy.
The ferocious old school punk rock MC
Spittin lyrics from the spirit teachin you to be free.
Hot damn I gotta say whats up to the sounds that put us on the map all across the land
I see tattoo, T-shirts, heads repin our band, smoking us out, shakin our hands
10 years later ain’t nothing really changed still late on the rent, knee deep in the game
yea I sign an autograph or too, your thinking me, I’m thinking you

I’m down for my krown, no lie oh I stay high so high.
I die for my krown, spittin K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E
I’m down for my krown, put it down for the underground world renowned,
I die for my krown straight K.I.N.G for L.I.F.E

"Leave Us Alone"

[LOC]
I’m Hip-hop by definition.
[DADDY X]
Punk rock runs through my veins.
[LOC]
I stepped on many stages.
[DADDY X]
Puffed on many strains.
[LOC]
Ask me any question.
[DADDY X]
This song remains the same.
[LOC]
Kottonmouth Kings is neverending.
[DADDY X]
Bitch you know the name.
[LOC]
Let’s go!

[Chorus]
[3x] Whoahhoooahh

[ALL]
Why can't we just get along?
[DADDY X]
All these security guards.
[LOC]
Runnin’ round shows always actin’ hard.
[DADDY X]
Why can't, we get along?
[LOC]
Party all night ‘till the break of dawn.
[DADDY X]
Why don't, you leave us alone?
[LOC]
Why don't you just leave us alone?
[DADDY X]
Why can't, we have a good time?
[LOC]
Why can't we just have a good time?
[DADDY X and LOC]
Why don't you leave us alone?
Whoahhoooahh
Why don't you leave us alone?
Whoahhoooahh
Why can't we just get along?
Whoahhoooahh
Why don't you leave us alone?

[SKY BLUE]
Leave us alone tough guy!
Let us have fun tough guy!
I'll kick your ass!

[RICHTER]
Actin' like you’re a cop, but you ain't got no badge.
Tryin’ to take my pot, then you’re getting’ a toe tag.
Searchin’ peoples' pockets actin’ like a true jake.
I can see you buyin’ steroids with your minimum wage.

[LOC]
A-Hole boy, yeah you in the yellow shirt.
Actin' all tough, but you're really just a nerd.
You don't get paid; you're not superman.
The money that you make it’s to lend a helpin’ hand.

[DADDY X]
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me sir.
I paid twenty bucks to get in here now my vision is blurred,
from that bass now this joker is just lookin’ disturbed.
These are extreme actions just for smokin’ some herb.

[RICHTER]
No she don't got a wristband but she's with me. (Richter!)
I’m in the Kottonmouth Kings, so excuse me please.
Now don't make a scene you might lose your job.
If you had any education you'd just smile and nod.
(Right this way sir.)

[LOC]
Why you tryin' to act hard you really pillow soft.
You can meet me in the parkin' lot we could straight up box.
You know you're bigger than me, but size don't matter.
I'm from the old school fool bitch ass get popped!

[DADDY X]
We came in piece to celebrate,
Get high and demonstrate,
You keep spreading lots of hate.
Kickin’ ass and takin’ names.
Why, you actin’ like a macho asshole?
Beatin’ on a kid man he's 15 years old chill!
(chill chill chill)

[SKY BLUE]
Tough guy!
Leave us alone!
I'll kick your ass!
Tough guy!
Anyone in the pit, up!

[DADDY X]
Bitch you know the name!
[LOC]
Let’s go!

[Chorus]
[3x] Whoahhoooahh

[ALL]
Why can't we just get along?
[DADDY X]
All these security guards.
[LOC]
Runnin’ round shows always actin’ hard.
[DADDY X]
Why can't, we get along?
[LOC]
Party all night ‘till the break of dawn.
[DADDY X]
Why don't, you leave us alone?
[LOC]
Why don't you just leave us alone?
[DADDY X]
Why can't, we have a good time?
[LOC]
Why can't we just have a good time?
[DADDY X and LOC]
Why don't you leave us alone?
Whoahhoooahh
Why don't you leave us alone?
Whoahhoooahh
Why can't we just get along?
Whoahhoooahh
Why don't you leave us alone?

"UR Done"

[LOC]
Ur-Done, take 1.
[DADDY X]
It’s that time.
[LOC]
Actually like take 5.
D-Loc in the house.
Whatchu know about…this?
[DADDY X]
Go!

[LOC]
Go to bed and get some sleep.
[DADDY X]
Ur-Done!
[LOC]
When I see you creepin’ in the street.
[DADDY X]
Ur-Done!
[LOC]
??
[DADDY X]
Ur-Done!
[LOC]
Your ass is peaking, I say…

[Chorus 2x]
You…are done, you are done.
Ur-Done, Ur-Done, Ur-Done!

[LOC]
This is not a test.
Run and tell a friend.
Try not to forget.
So here we go again.

[Chorus 2x]
You…are done, you are done.
Ur-Done, Ur-Done, Ur-Done!

[LOC]
It’s the sweetest thing I ever saw.
If it’s not around, I make a call.
As if it’s not enough, I want it all.
And if I fail another test, I’m gonna fall.
I’m gonna fall, fall I’m gonna fall, fall.

[DADDY X]
Hey, hey [4x]

[RICHTER]
U R Done, the night is over.
Time for you to go, it’s over.
You passed that point started actin’ dumb.
Go to bed, because you are done.

[Chorus 2x]
You…are done, you are done.
Ur-Done, Ur-Done, Ur-Done!

U-R-D-O-N-E! [3x]
DONE!
(haha)

"Skunk One"

[LOC]
We gettin smoke out fo real!

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[DADDY X]
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Pakelika's sparked the blunt in the back of the car
We rollin 5 deep to the neighborhood bar
Cars fishbowled now, we didn't get far
See red lights flash, cops know who we are
reputation built, superstar bud smokers
Coppers hittin' quotas for pullin us over
Once again, let the routine kick in
Stash in the dash let the games begin
Piggy wattles over with that shitty grin
But I'm, cool as (?hurt?) I ain't scared of him
Infact, I laugh, cause Pak's still smokin
Cop came up fast tapped the glass but it's broken
Grabbed the handle quick and the door flies open
Smoke bursts out
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING?"
"Skunk One is what we tokin!"

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

(D-Loc! D-Loc!)

[LOC]
Gotta get some weed I was runnin out quick.
I had a couple of rips left a little that was it.
My sack was getting low, had a little bit a dough.
Need to go see my bro so I can get some more.
Straight indica purple that I got from 33rd.
Gave me couple a pills and a DragonWorks shirt.
got a new bong, packed it up and hit it.
"You like it D-Loc?"
I said "Yeah I'm with it."
Then I went to the store, grabbed a pack of blunts.
Went back to my house and I rolled em up.
Sat on my couch, drank a beer, and got stoned.
Called this bitch on the phone that I really wanna bone.
Now I'm all blown and I'm staring at the ceiling.
The fans going 'round and 'round I'm just 'illin.
Smoked so much izzie that it got me chillin.
Ya'll know the name (D-Loc!) Ya'll know the feelin (D-Loc!)

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[RICHTER]
I need a drink quick someones in danger.
10 footer fulla skunk One in the chamber.
Now let me explain exactly whats about to happen.
Theres gonna be yackin, there probably be passin out.
Were packin nothin but the Pepe Le Pew.
S-K-U-N-K F U (FUCK YOU!)
So if you got the misconception, that we smoke the stress then,
You should get a lesson like a bitch with a fuck.
This ain't amateur hour, This is the bong show.
If you didn't bring the weed then you gots to go.
So if you got 8 ounces, come on down next contestant.
Your the next guest to test the best of any sessions.
Richter, D-Loc, B Dub and Big P, Daddy X and Lou so you ain't winnin see
I don't slang at shows never deal with strangers.
But I always got a little Skunk One for the chamber.

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[DADDY X]
Ooh, Ah, Achika
and we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Blueberry, Kings Blend, Strawberry Fields
Ooh, Ah, Achika
and we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
take another hit tell me how does it feel

[LOC]
We gettin smoked out for real!

[ALL]
Michael Jackson is gay!