* Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
* Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
* A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
* People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Ko je nasadjivao ovu sikiru oca mu jebem?!

                                       
enaB <=> Bane, "Ena" nije moje ime                    f ^-1()=

Don't watch it, because we all know that a watched pot does not boil, and watched cake does not bake.

Ko je nasadjivao ovu sikiru oca mu jebem?!

"Bogu hvala vek i po proživeh u zdravlju i radu,slutim da mi je vreme umirati,te ove reči govorim u pero
prijatelju advokatu Miliću,jer u vas deco sve zajedno nemam ni malo poverenja.Žao mi je što ste moji
a ne deca nekog mog neprijatelja.Ko je vas poznavao,ni pakao mu neće teško pasti.
Što se tiče moje imovine,aaa to vas najviše zanima,mogu vam saopštiti sledeće:Sve što imam ostavljam samom sebi."
                                                                                                        
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