> Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Slobodan Milosevic died and went
straight
> to hell.
> Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England: I want to call England and see
how
> everybody is doing there".
> She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well,
Devil,
> how much do I owe you?"
> The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went
to
sit
> back on her chair.
>
> George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn!  I wanna
call
the
> United States;
> I want to see how everybody is doing there too."  He called and talked
for
> about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe
you?"
The
> devil says "Ten million dollars".
> With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his
> chair.
>
> Slobo was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call
Serbia
> too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to
the
> ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to Seselj, everybody..." He
calls
> Serbia and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked and talked and
talked,
> then he asked,
> "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "One dollar".
> Slobo is stunned and says "One dollar? Only one freaking dollar?"
> The Devil says "Well if you make a call from hell to hell, then
its
> local".

 

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