"Man From Milwaukee (Garage Mix)"

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him, come get him some day

He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave

Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

[Repeat Chorus]

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird

For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today

"Merry Christmas Baby"

Merry Christmas Baby
Merry Christmas baby

Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice

Bought me diamond rings for Christmas
I feel like I'm in paradise
Be at my side
I got music on my radio
Feel my vibe
I got music on my radio

I feel like I'm going to kiss you underneath the Mistletoe
Santa's coming down the chimney, half past three
All those pretty presents for my baby and for me

Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
Treat me so nice
Bought me pretty presents
I feel like I'm in paradise

Merry Christmas girl
Merry Chrismas baby
Merry Chrismas baby
Sure did treat me nice
You know you do
Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
I got a lot of pretty presents
I feel like I'm in paradise

Merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas baby
I feel like I'm in paradise
In paradise
Merry Christmas baby
Happy New Year
Merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas baby
Happy New Year

"What Christmas Means To Me"

Candles burning
Lots of mistletoe
Lots of snow and ice
Everywhere we go
Choir singing carols
Right outside my door

[CHORUS]

All these things and more
That's what Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love

I see your smiling face
Like I've never seen before
Though I love you madly
It seems I love you more
The little though you give me
Will touch my heart for sure

[CHORUS]

I feel like running wild
Those angels a little shy
I caught you underneath the mistletoe
I kiss you twice and then some more
I wish you merry Christmas baby
And a happy new year

Let's deck the halls with holly
Singing Silent Night
Fill the dreams with angels' hair
Pretty, pretty lights
Go to sleep and wake up
Just before daylight

[CHORUS]

Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love
Christmas means to me my love...

"Little Saint Nick"

Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Well way up north where the air gets cold
There's a tale about Christmas
That you've all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends all year workin' out on his sled
He's a little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
He's a little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
Just a little bobsled we call it old Saint Nick
But she'll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She's candy apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits gives gas man just watch her peel
He's the little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
He's the little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
He don't miss no one
when he's haulin' through the snow at a frightening speed
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
He's got to wear shades cause the snow really flies
and he's cruisin' every path with a little surprise
He's the little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
He's the little Saint Nick
Little Saint Nick
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year
Merry Christmas - (christmas comes this time each year..
merry christmas, yeah... little saint nick,
little saint nick)
"little saint nick, little saint nick" [repeat for a long time]

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"

They're singing "Deck the Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here
And all the fun that we had last year

The snow's coming down
Now I'm watching it fall
All the people around
Baby please come home

The church bells in town
All ringing in song
Full of happy sounds

Baby please come home

They're singing "Deck the Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here
And all the fun that we had last year

Now the snow's coming down
Now I'm watching it fall
Lot's of people around
Baby please come home
(won't you please, oh)

They're singing "Deck the Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here

Baby please come home

They're singing "Deck the Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here
And all the fun that we had last year

Now the snow's coming down
Now I'm watching it fall
Lot's of people around
Baby please come home
(won't you please, oh)

They're singing "Deck the Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here

And all the fun that we had last year

The snow's coming down
Now I'm watching it fall
All the people around
Baby ,baby, baby please come home

Baby please come home
Baby please come home
Baby please come home
Now I'm feeling all alone

Oh the snow's coming down
Now I'm watching it fall...

"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

Rocking around the Christmas tree
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
every couple tries to stop
Rocking around the Christmas tree,
let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
and we'll do some caroling.
You will get a sentimental
feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly,
deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rocking around the Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
in the new old-fashioned way.
You will get a sentimental
feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly,
deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rocking around the Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
in the new old-fashioned way.
Merry Christmas!

"Christmas Time"

Everything's different
But nothing has changed
Are we going in circles
It's Christmas again
Can't you hear the sleigh bells ring
All our voices unite
And look up to the heavens
See the stars shining bright

Everybody needs a little lovin'
Around Christmas time
Somehow you got to know you're
going to be all right
Do you really remember how it used to be
Sitting under the christmas tree
In your heart you'll