"None But The Brave"

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame
Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me

We come on out here, none but the brave
And then I say to myself why do I stay and stay
Is there a reason? Hypocrisy?
But in the end I only got just what you gave to me
Whud you get? Share it with me
Whud you get? Did you get it for free?
Then it ain't worth nothing baby
We got a deli, we got a bus
We got a lot of people throwing rocks at us
We got a tour lined up, we got a show
I got a midget following me around everywhere I go now
He says his name is Joe now, I really just don't know now
None but the brave, why do you stay and stay?
Sad enough to make me cry, strong enough to make me die
Now I'm feeling saddle sore
Now I'm feeling warm
Keep you here safe from harm, tuck you down inside my arm
And when you're lonely and afraid, remember the love we made

"Penguin Attack"

THEY ATTACK
THEY ATTACK
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Marching side by side
Beaks of steel are flaming
Women are enraged
Sky of death is flaming
Women get engaged
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them seemed so unreal
Slashing at the ramparts
Hurling ton's of shot
Shopping now at Wal Mart
Smoking tons of pot
They are on a rampage
They were first to fight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack
C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
It's a penguin attack
So get back
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack.
armored phalanxes
flanking maneuvers
vomiting terror
Gibsons and Hoovers
Blasted by fusion
Kicked in the head
just to make sure
we chopped up their dead
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
Stumbling from the ice age
They were last in flight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
Rumbling from the ice age
They were last in line
They would start a new age
If they could just take time
It's a penguin attack
C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
They attack
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack

"Lets Blame The Lightman"

It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah
It's falling on the ground, yeah
Lets blame the lightman
for our own mistakes
We'll blame the whole damn crew
if that's what it takes
We wont talk
to anybody else yeah
Lets blame the lightman
and anybody else
Lets blame the lightman
and save us from ourselves
and save us, save us from ourselves
We won't talk to anybody else, yeah
we're driving in our limo
we're driving right by you
we dont care about you
Blame it on the Lightman!
Let's blame the lightman!
And heap him with shame
Lets blame the lightman
Because I'm so lame
We won't talk to anybody else, yeah
Blame, blame, heaping tons of blame on everyone We see
Blaming God, blaming Mom, blaming you
Never blaming me.
It's falling, it's falling
It's falling on the ground
It's falling, it's falling,
It's smashing on down
It's falling, it's falling
It's falling on the ground
It's exploding and they're dying
and it's really fucking loud
It's falling it's falling
On anybody else

"First Rule Is"

outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first rule
no first rule
no first
they give us no reason
to fire the gun
they think we're in season
men think it's fun
but I thought god said
not - to kill anyone
I think you're living a lie
cause people die all the time
and they dont seem to mind
I think your living a lie
outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first
first rule is
there is no first rule
no first rule
no first

"Sammy"

he was a boy - he was a fine child
He had the leather boots
and the riding crop
in Jerusalem
Oh Sammy
My hap flap slappy clam ma'am
We've come
To take you home
But Sammy where are you
Sammy where are you
They said - said you're a star who
recognized to the other side
Oh Sammy could you be my bride
Whats that?
What's to be with you?
Have to kiss
Those who would kill you
Have to try for the other side
Oh... can you live my life?
Sammy where are you
Where were you going to?
What were you going through
Satanic Black Jew
coo coo cahchoo
Waffle bucket brigade
consorting with the queen of the dead
Billy Boy
Timmy Toy
Jimmy Joy
Joe
oh sammy
My slap hap pappy Ma'am
we've come to take you home
Kneeling at the altar
Rolling like a log
Drinking with the Rat Pack
Barking like a dog
We've come to admire you
Not even Frank could fire you
Oh Sam
we've come to take you home
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul you said you sold
We've come to take you there
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul they said you sold
you said you sold you said they sold
for rock and roll
whoa yeah
With your shining teeth of gold
And your soul you said you sold
into my little pocket
We put it all away
save you up for another day
I've come to buff your slab
I know it makes you mad
Tiny little mice nibbling on your gonads
Tiny belly button is an inny and an outty
And a shouty shout at home

"Endless Apocalypse"

ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
There wasn't any reason
To change the melody
Are you a real person
Or do you just play one on TV?
People say - why don't you die?
I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive
Slipping on a lampshade
Wishing you were me
You're just wishing for poop
But happy with pee
We're just part of one filthy family
Its hard to feels so down
and I am getting over
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
in the beginning...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
You think that it's over
It really just begun
Watching your hair grow
Is really quite fun
Thought I was thinking
About another time
I'll pursue a career as a mime
Why won't you die?
I keep waking up and when I am I'm alive
Endless apocalypse
To end the beginning
Endless apocalypse
Endless apocalypse today
It's a beautiful day
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...

"Billy Bad Ass"

BILLY BAD ASS
LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS
Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad
Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass
So bad so bad inside
I was born on the day that my mama died
It made me bad - Silly bad -
Real bad feel bad
Chitty chitty gang bang
Yeah thats right
Get it right
Sit tight
You got it bad
You make me mad
Hey cool out Billy
Take a chili bath
A silly willy bath
A Billy Barty bubble bath
C'mon now, they're clearing a path
He goes eight to the bar (in boogie rhythm).
little billy bad, little bad billy bad ass
Billy Bad.
Once there was a time when he could have changed
But he didn't but he didn't but he didn't but he didn't
Instead, he stayed the same
And he didn't even really have to!
I'm still mad
But just a tad
I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack
But one day I died
My Momma cried
Oh that's right
My Mama already died
She died
I cried
The only reason?
I was a baby at the time

"I Hate Love Songs"

I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily
I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you
I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love so I hate you

"Message From The Scallop Boat"

Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat

"Preschool Prostitute"

I saw a friend just the other day
he didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chick that was coming this way
I think I thought I knew who she was
A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz
I didn't have to go to far
Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money and put her family through school
Cause she's a real tough mama when she wear's women's clothes
Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
She's really hot, he's hawking snot
But when she gets home Daddies all over her twat
Pre sckool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre School prostitute
Slave to the brute
I finally gave up, let her do what she please
Wouldn't have sex with her cause I got a disease
But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe
She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe
He was the first. It was the worst
She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
She became five. She's still alive
Better call the bug man cause your twat is a hive
Preschool Prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Preschool Prostitute
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money and put her family through school
She's a real tough mama and she wear's women's clothes
Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig
You might be a baby but you smell like a pig
She got to five she's still alive
better call the bugman cause your twat is a hive.
A naughty nanny
Your grumpy Granny
A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
Oh, you little English schoolgirl you
Vengeance is mine
Preschool Prostitute