Sta da radim sutra?

“Pronašli smo se
na zlatnoj visoravni
daleko u nama.”
- Vasko Popa

An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn't running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up.

The old man looks at his wife and says „Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.”

Sta da radim sutra?

Sta da radim sutra?

“Pronašli smo se
na zlatnoj visoravni
daleko u nama.”
- Vasko Popa

Jedna anegdota koja to ilustrira je da je Husein-kapetanov navodni odgovor na pitanje da li se boji rata sa Osmanlijskim carstvom bio Boga se bojim malo, odgovorio je, Sultana nimalo, a Vezira - ko dorata svoga.

"Бицикл је за људе који не могу да приуште ауто."
                                               Џереми Кларксон