The Wooden Song

Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Into the kitchen and out the back gate
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to the ground where I know I must stay
Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Circled in secrets, playing a game
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to a town where they don't know your name
Together....for a while....ain't no good

To Parter

And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees

And all the teachers who were flunkies

They all taught you and me
And the white men, I'll be goddamned if they're
still selling quaaludes to the monkeys

Tongue

I can't believe it
Talking to people here
Cowboys and Indians
Have taken control
It really was a wild one
But summer has come and gone
A lot of nice people would fade away
Hold back seasons
Take back the memory
Hold on to something
Better hold on to you
It really was a wild one
But summer has come and gone

Tv Star

I`m in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like a dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the Radio
Seen her dancing on the Sunset Strip
Bellbottomed Jeans, and a-curvy hips
Seen her sitting there with her boyfriend
Good looking fella but he's looking kinda thin
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
I love you so
Remeber that day we played pool
I saw your bedroom and we ate barbeque
Bobby came from a trip down town
Fifty up and forty down
Love you more than the sun and the sky
Gotta kiss and hug you fore I die
Something else that you aught to know to
It's something wierd
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
I love you so
I`m in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like a dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the Radio
Been watching TV as the years go by
I've seen 'em born, and I've seen 'em die
Something else you aught know to
I like a girl called Ellen more than you
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
I love you so

Two Part

And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold qualopes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees
And all the teachers who were flunkies
They all taught you and me
And the white men, I'll be goddamned if they're
Still selling qualopes to the monkeys

Ulcer Breakout

Ever fall above with a line
Ever fall above with a line
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever fell so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches never certifited by law
Ever had the feeling of pleasure
Ever felt your eyes get shot
ever fall into the trunk yeah
So fast head over your balls
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches out of 75 recorded by law
Ever fall above with a Chevy
Ever fall above with a Ford
Ever felt the torque of a hemmi
Ever seen the face of the lord
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches out of 75 recorded by law
ever fall above with a line
Ever fall above with a line
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever fell so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches never certified by law

Waiting For Jimmy To Kick

(and you know exactly when this thing--)
are... are we recording this right now?
stop this tape!
stop it, because jimmy is gonna kick
i want you to know
that jimmy has control of the ball
he knows all of our needs
jimmy lives in west (norwood??) in a van
and now
we are waiting
for jimmy
to kick
kick it jimmy
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
jimmy kicks!
kick it jimmy!
look at us all!
look us in the eye, jimmy!
(the kids??) are very sick of
looking at you
and you know
that you can kick
kick it!
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!
guys! i can't believe this!
ha ha ha ha ha...
it's silly!
ha ha haaaah!
woohoo! woohoo! woohoo!
woohoo! woo! whoooaaahhh...
jimmy...
kicks.
(guess not??)

we gotta go back and do that over again, guys...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(etc.)

Whirling Hall Of Knives

They she walked as she fall through the door, walk away
Ah looking as if she had seen him before, walk away
and she cried, just like me

Looking at pages and remembering lies, walk away
Apart from the graves and the place they made knives, walk away
and they cried, just like me

They he walks as she fell through the wall, walk away
Cut off my thighs and whirl through the hall, walk away
and they cried just like me
walk away and they will cry
walk away they may cry

Who Was In My Room Last Night?

I'm Flying

On and on my body burned
my sheets all wet and cold
the lights were on, my eyes were gone
and hazing to the door
a pounding on my window
just a pounding in my head
i wonder who was in my room last night
who the hell was in my bed?

there must have been a body there
i swear i felt some flesh
it took a little time
but i figured they were mine
there were fingers going down my chest
my mouth went through the ceiling
and my body fell to the floor
i couldn't find a key
'cause there was nothing i could see
then someone ran through the door

the constant breeze and flashes
why i don't really have a clue
no one to tell us who was touching me
or exactly what i should do
my throat was dry
my hopes were high
but nothing really ever got said
who was in my room last night?
who the hell was in my bed?

Wichita Cathedral

Whaaaah!

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Watch out where I am
Last time I's in Wichita
I did not give a damn

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Cathedral from withold
Last time I'm in Wichita
My God, I did not know

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
My backside is a scab
Last time I'm in Wichita
The best I ever had

Wiped-out indians on my mind
Were found in ????
Last time I's in Wichita
My God, I ????????

Whaaaah!

Wiped indians on my mind
These deeds I cannot say
Last time I got wasted there
I had to walk away

????????
????????
Last time I got crumbled up
The crow he lost his craw

Wiped out wasted Wichita
Cathedrals on my mind
Last time I got wasted there
My poor dog just went blind