Pittsburg To Lebanon

I was born out my momma ass,
Well, I'm as blind as can be,
I brought my first shotgun,
By the age of three,
Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh,
By the time that I was five,
So tired of the way that I am living now

Revolution Part I And Ii

I knew he would do something very odd...
Come on everybody, now you've got to understand
In these times of revolution well you've got to be a little sensitive
Now...wait a second people, now you've got to get a life
We're gonna have a revolution and we don't even know why
Brothers...sisters, too
Revolution...don't know what to do
Come on everybody now, you've got to get a life
In these times of revolution now you must be prepared to die
Now...wait a second people, now don't you think it's go a little out of
hand?
In these times of counter-revolution you're going to encounter a
counter-revolutionary man
Gary Shandling Gary Shandling (repeated immeasurable numbers of times)

Ricky

Well all of my friends, baby
They're going insane, now
Look up at my fingers, baby
Get lost in the rain
Halfway off the ground
Jumping up and down
Afraid to hear the sound
Of all that's going down
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Dear Baby Jesus
Here are my shoes
They don't smell so hot
But they've never read the news
Well all of my friends, baby
They said I'm insane, now
I'm snappin my fingers, darlin
Get lost in the rain
Walking through a haze
Of scattered memories
I'm flying through the trees
Their roots are at my knees
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Heeeeeeeeey
Afraid to hear the sound
Of all that's going down

Sea Ferring

His life as strange as it seems
It lies on it's side and screams
And nothing is quite what it
Dreams when it walks
PLays when it talks!

Dah da do
da da de dum
da da de dum
da da de dum
da da de dum
doo aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

All I want was a dream
You are luckiy if you escape with a scream
Where nothing is quite what it
seems when she walks
plays when she talks
and the earth screams like madmen
--MORE-- they laugh when she talks
strange that you thought
that the earth fell like the pouring rain
when its hot like it or not
you'll dream again again again
aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

brains when she talks
a cane when she walks
and the earth screams like a madman
in love when she talks
I know I have thoughts
and they all fall to pieces
when I speak I get cold
and I'm getting old
and we all scream again! again! again!
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

like a tick farm, like a sea horse, like a graveyard like a moron, like
a girlfriend like a tissue like a cardboard like a brick wall like a dream,
waiting to be

like a ball park like a hiccup like a blood clot like a brain stroke like
a long drip like a ??? like a dream , that I can see

like a house wife like a rapist like a tea cup like a bed pan like a cold
sore like an old friend, nothing seems so removed
but love is hard when you're true
and twice is far from the
Eath when it walks
and I know I can talk
but the words hover like a thousand vericose flies that know me
and I know I can see
but my eyes fill with pride and stupidity
this I know and I'm getting old
so I scream again again again
aaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Something

Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me.
Why that is great,
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
Why that is great,
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
When I kick her in the knee she goes out the door,
I just know she`ll be back for more

Strawberry

Ten, Ten years,
Ten years to young to die
To many times I tried to talk
You still don't understand
To many times you tried to say
I`m not your kind of man
Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to come
Or time for me to go
Sunday morning got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Ten, ten years,
Ten years to young to die
Ten, nine, eight, a-seven, six
To many times you tried to talk,
I still don't understand
To many times you tried to say
I`m not your kind of man
Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to stay
Or time for me to go
Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Thursday, Friday, got nothing to show
Got to be this punk I just don't know
Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Wensday, Thursday, got nothing to show
Why don't you tell me something I don't know

Suicide

we will together - or we live apart.
nothing last forever - love will break your heart.

it's a kind of feeling - we are crawling for.
to a long cold way - through the naked floor.

one day you left me - you did it on your own.
didn't have the chance to talk with you alone.

i'm walking through the night
and i know hope's in sight
so keep your hands from stupid things,
from stupid things...

Sweat Loaf

Ten, ten years
Ten years too young to die

Too many times I tried to talk
You still don't understand
Too many times you tried to say
I'm not your kind of man

Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to come
Or time for me to go?

Sunday morning, got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground

Ten, ten years
Ten years too young to die
Ten, nine, eight, a-seven, six

Too many times you tried to talk
I still don't understand
Too many times you tried to say
I'm not your kind of man

Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to stay
Or time for me to go?

Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Thursday, Friday, got nothing to show
Got to be this punk I just don't know

Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Wednesday, Thursday, got nothing to show

The Colored F.b.i. Guy

I don't know just how it started
A week I covered up of the sky high
His body and his mind had parted
You can see it happen in his eyes
I don't know just what they're for
Cones and rods and bars and arrows
Dots and dashing eyes that roll right into sight and out
Out of control
I don't know just what they're there for
Flashing lights and passing near us
Dashing eyes with dots that roll right in my mouth and out
Out of control
I don' know just how it happened
There was glass in from ofthe sky high
My body and my face got shattered
I hope I'm together when I die

The Hurdy Gurdy Man

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I open my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquillity.
'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity.
'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Here comes the roly poly man and he's singing songs of love,
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly, poly he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang,
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang