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go to the ass on the fair idi u dupe na vashar
which bush hides the lying rabbit? u kom grmu lezi zec?
chicken, i knew you while you were an egg znam te koko dok si jaje bila
hold the water until the repairmen leave drzi vodu dok majstori odu
he kissed the closed door poljubio je zatvorena vrata
where cracked yes cracked kud puklo da puklo
mind rules, power rolls the logs Um caruje, snaga klade valja
if you know how, you get two ko umije, njemu dvije
we shall see whose mother knits the black wool vidjecemo cija majka crnu vunu prede
trust yourself and your horse uzdaj se u se i u svoje kljuse
a cloud of dust follows a good horse za dobrim konjem prasina se dize
may the devil beat hawthornes with you vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio
who about what, grandma about doughnuts ko o cemu, baba o ustipcima
you are not supposed to look at the teeth of a horse you got as a present poklonjenom konju u zube se ne gleda
you cant have both lamb and the money ne mozes i jare i pare
when the willow gives birth to grapes kad na vrbi rodi grozdje
a boot keeps the head, shubara decorates it cizma glavu cuva, shubara je krasi
a frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg vidjela zaba da se konji kuju pa i ona podigla nogu
who early earlies, two lucks grabs ko rano rani dvije srece grabi
neither according to father nor according to uncles ni po babu ni po stricevima
let your pretty house be far away daleko ti ijlepa kuca
lets be alive, and we will see zivi bili pa vidjeli
he is beating the empty hay On mlati praznu slamu
get up, best man, let the musicians mother sit ustani kume da sjedne sviraceva majka
bread lay down, coz I m gonna eat you lezi lebu da te jedem
jump first, then say "hop" prvo skoci pa reci "hop"
cheese! and military music! sira i vojne muzike
someone gets strapped soft soiled footware, others get footrags kom opanci, kom obojci
play up, and fit it into your belt zasviraj i za pojas zadjeni
you ve left before you tried stuffed cabbage otiso si, sarmu probo nisi
get off Kurta, let Murta ride sjasi Kurta da uzjase Murta
there s no holiday during a reconstruction nema odmora dok traje obnova
one fish eats the tail of another fish riba ribi grize rep
a kitten came to the small door dosla maca na vratanca
where all the turks, little mujo as well gde svi turci tu i mali Mujo
legs, run away, or the arse will shit you bjezte noge usrace vas gu*ica
cica will come on carriage doc ce cica na kolica
dont look for a hair in an egg ne trazi dlaku u jajetu
there s no shitting after pissing nema s*anja posle pi*anja
who mows and who carries the water ko kosi a ko vodu nosi
shit through the thick branches sranje kroz gusto granje
they re defragmenting like horns in a bag slazu se ko rogovi u vreci
you re banging like maxim on the division lupas kao maksim po diviziji
dear god, the strange events when euphoria was all over serbia boze mili cuda velikoga, kad se scase po zemlji srbiji
you shot him like a rabbit ubio si ga ko zeca
drunk like a mother pijan ko majka
hit me with a pebble and I ll hit you with a rock ko mene kamenom ja njega vecim
I ll spool you, you ll spool me kalemcicem cu te, kalemcicem ces me
he carried a thirsty man across the water preveo ga zednog preko vode
spitted father pljunuti otac
she s winding him up around the pinkie mota ga oko malog prsta
I m fucking the curious ones and piling them up je*em radoznale i slazem na gomilu
donkey, dont kick the bucket untill green grass ne lipsi magarce do zelene trave
fuck the train who brought you here je*o te voz koji te doneo
we too have the horse for the race i mi konja za trku imamo
heroes are recognized during suffering na muci se poznaju junaci
he who sleeps with children, wakes up wet ko sa decom spava, upishan se budi
who got burnt from milk, blows into buttermilk ko se jednom o mleko opece taj i u jogurt duva
could be to be, could be not to be mere bit bidne mere bit nebidne
daddy would too, son i tata bi, sine
you will, little tomorrow hoces, malo sutra
no theory nema teorije
in the month of limbourgh, when monkeys get their haircuts u limburgu mesecu kad se majmuni shishaju
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