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Na pocetku evo prvo par pojomva iz IT -a
TCP/IP - tri crne pive / i pelinkovac
DNS - daj nam sauvignona
DHCP - dvije hladne crne pive
ASP - ajmo svi piti
WINS - vina ima, natoci svima
SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac
PPP - pijem pivu popodne
DVD - daj vodu drugima
ISA - idu stari alkosi
ODBC - odnesi dva ballantinesa cugerima
.NET - donesi ovamo travaricu, neka etanol tece
Par Pojmova i Njihov prevod na Hrvatski :)))))))
Advokat.................. Zajebnik
Dosadna osoba............ Odjebnik
Klavir................... Rukopipajuce milodrndalo
Gace..................... Dvonogi nabiguz
Jebivjetar............... Zrakoprc
Dipl.Ing.Elektrotehnike.. Osvjedodzbeni spretnik
munjarstva
Mis (racunarski)........ Nadstolno guromicalo
Hard disk............... Cigrasto velepamtilo
Hardver................. Tvrdotvorina
Softver................. Mekotvorina
Prezentacioni softver... Prikazbena mekotvorina
Akumulator.............. Munjosprem
Groblje................. Pun kurac pucanstva, a
nigdje zive duse
Orgazam (muski)......... Miloklizni samostrc
Drkanje................. Samosetajuci miloklizni rukodrm
kondom - Branimir Glavas
Skromni doprinos razvoju americke hamburger- kulture uz nadu da ce oplemeniti svoj jezik nasim umotvorinama. Ako uspiju da ih shvate, posto uz njih nije prilozeno uputstvo za upotrebu sa slikama.
Prevod...
Izreke...
go to the ass on the fair
idi u dupe na vashar
which bush hides the lying rabbit?
u kom grmu lezi zec?
chicken, i knew you while you were an egg
znam te koko dok si jaje bila
hold the water until the repairmen leave
drzi vodu dok majstori odu
he kissed the closed door
poljubio je zatvorena vrata
where cracked yes cracked
kud puklo da puklo
mind rules, power rolls the logs
Um caruje, snaga klade valja
if you know how, you get two
ko umije, njemu dvije
we shall see whose mother knits the black wool
vidjecemo cija majka crnu vunu prede
trust yourself and your horse
uzdaj se u se i u svoje kljuse
a cloud of dust follows a good horse
za dobrim konjem prasina se dize
may the devil beat hawthornes with you
vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio
who about what, grandma about doughnuts
ko o cemu, baba o ustipcima
you are not supposed to look at the teeth of a horse you got as a present
poklonjenom konju u zube se ne gleda
you cant have both lamb and the money
ne mozes i jare i pare
when the willow gives birth to grapes
kad na vrbi rodi grozdje
a boot keeps the head, shubara decorates it
cizma glavu cuva, shubara je krasi
a frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg
vidjela zaba da se konji kuju pa i ona podigla nogu
who early earlies, two lucks grabs
ko rano rani dvije srece grabi
neither according to father nor according to uncles
ni po babu ni po stricevima
let your pretty house be far away
daleko ti ijlepa kuca
lets be alive, and we will see
zivi bili pa vidjeli
he is beating the empty hay
On mlati praznu slamu
get up, best man, let the musicians mother sit
ustani kume da sjedne sviraceva majka
bread lay down, coz I m gonna eat you
lezi lebu da te jedem
jump first, then say "hop"
prvo skoci pa reci "hop"
cheese! and military music!
sira i vojne muzike
someone gets strapped soft soiled footware, others get footrags
kom opanci, kom obojci
play up, and fit it into your belt
zasviraj i za pojas zadjeni
you ve left before you tried stuffed cabbage
otiso si, sarmu probo nisi
get off Kurta, let Murta ride
sjasi Kurta da uzjase Murta
there s no holiday during a reconstruction
nema odmora dok traje obnova
one fish eats the tail of another fish
riba ribi grize rep
a kitten came to the small door
dosla maca na vratanca
where all the turks, little mujo as well
gde svi turci tu i mali Mujo
legs, run away, or the arse will shit you
bjezte noge usrace vas gu*ica
cica will come on carriage
doc ce cica na kolica
dont look for a hair in an egg
ne trazi dlaku u jajetu
there s no shitting after pissing
nema s*anja posle pi*anja
who mows and who carries the water
ko kosi a ko vodu nosi
shit through the thick branches
sranje kroz gusto granje
they re defragmenting like horns in a bag
slazu se ko rogovi u vreci
you re banging like maxim on the division
lupas kao maksim po diviziji
dear god, the strange events when euphoria was all over serbia
boze mili cuda velikoga, kad se scase po zemlji srbiji
you shot him like a rabbit
ubio si ga ko zeca
drunk like a mother
pijan ko majka
hit me with a pebble and I ll hit you with a rock
ko mene kamenom ja njega vecim
I ll spool you, you ll spool me
kalemcicem cu te, kalemcicem ces me
he carried a thirsty man across the water
preveo ga zednog preko vode
spitted father
pljunuti otac
she s winding him up around the pinkie
mota ga oko malog prsta
I m fucking the curious ones and piling them up
je*em radoznale i slazem na gomilu
donkey, dont kick the bucket untill green grass
ne lipsi magarce do zelene trave
fuck the train who brought you here
je*o te voz koji te doneo
we too have the horse for the race
i mi konja za trku imamo
heroes are recognized during suffering
na muci se poznaju junaci
he who sleeps with children, wakes up wet
ko sa decom spava, upishan se budi
who got burnt from milk, blows into buttermilk
ko se jednom o mleko opece taj i u jogurt duva
could be to be, could be not to be
mere bit bidne mere bit nebidne
daddy would too, son
i tata bi, sine
you will, little tomorrow
hoces, malo sutra
no theory
nema teorije
in the month of limbourgh, when monkeys get their haircuts
u limburgu mesecu kad se majmuni shishaju
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