15. The real game starts at lvl 60. You can get to lvl 60 in about 3-4 months: $ 49.99 (box) + $ 41.97 (3 months fee) = $ 91.96. Isn’t it too much to start playing?
      14. You can never say: I’ve won. WoW never stops, it’s a fact that there’s not an ending.
      13. The best things in the game happen by chance. It is irritating.
      12. Digital characters cannot make virtual sex.
      11. Servers are full of lamers.

      10. Linux is not a supported platform.
      9. It is not intended for short-time fun: WoW needs you play for at least 1 hour without interruptions everytime you log in.
      8. WoW not only steals your money, it steals your time. Want to be a good and respected player on your server? Prepare not to sleep for months and months.
      7. Unless you play at the beach, you can’t get tanned while playing WoW, and no one likes “death-white” faces.
      6. The more you play, the less you can practice sport, the less you can practice sport, the fatter you get (probably).
      5. Yes, that’s a hidden undead rogue! And yes, your eyesight has diminished after intensive playing: you need glasses.

      4. After enjoying your perfect control (with a mouse) of your character, ask yourself what carpal tunnel syndrome is.
      3. You just can’t stop playing WoW: it can be is addictive.
      2. Killing that last monster could lead you to be late at your night date. Monster owned, (wo)man of your life gone.
      1. It’s not about your free time, it’s about your life: the more you play WoW the less you can live your life.

WoW players can’t get laid - Or how else should I interpret the fact that I can get 3 whispered pickup lines simply by logging in and going to Goldshire with my female priest? Nevermind that they will insult you for “bad roleplaying” when you tell them off. The nerve!

Community. WoW has horrible community. Its full of kids who came over from warcraft 3. Just as an example if you say in wow /ooc about needing help on blah blah quest, the usual responses will be "we don't help noobs", or "why are you doing that quest anyway, duel me instead", or bett yet "I'll help only if you agree that i get all loot."