Lewinsky virus :
sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

Mike Tyson virus :
quits after one byte

Oprah Winfrey virus :
your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

Dr. Jack Kevorkain virus :
deletes all old files.

Titanic virus :
your whole computer goes down.

Disney virus :
everything in your computer goes goofy

Prozak virus :
screws up your ram, but your processor doesn''t care.

Joey Buttafucco virus :
only attacks minor files

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus :
terminates some files, leaves, but it''ll be back.

Lorena Bobbit virus :
turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Viagra virus :
turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive

 

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