Mladic koji je samostalno ziveo vec duze vreme pozvao je majku da joj kaze kako je sreo zenu svog zivota i da je priupita za savet sta bi trebalo da radi. Majka ga je posavetovala da joj posalje cvece sa pozivom kod njega u stan na domacu kuvanu hranu...
Nakon par dana, majka ga je pozvala da vidi kako je sve proslo.

"Bilo je ponizavajuce" rekao joj je sin, "Insistirala je na tome da opere sudove"
"Pa sta nije u redu sa tim" upitala je majka "To je prelep gest ako mene pitas"
"Da, ali..." rece sin vec pomalo nervozno "Mi tada jos nismo ni poceli sa jelom"

Original (mozda ce nekome biti potreban zbog dvosmislenog znacenja):

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. "I think it's a wonderful gesture."

"We hadn't started eating yet."