FBI na netu trazi za tebe!

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FBI  agents  conducted  a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
was  under  investigation  for  medical  insurance  fraud.  After hours of
reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up
quite  an  appetite.  The  agent  in  charge of the investigation called a
nearby pizza parlour with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
colleagues.
The  following  telephone  conversation took place and was recorded by the
FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors.
   We  have  them  locked.  You will have to go around to the back to the
   service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my chequebook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's  right.  Everyone  here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to
   bring  the  pizzas  and  sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We
   have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.