A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a Cisco monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded,
went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He
fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll
be $5,000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled,
the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That is a very
expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered,
"Ah, that monkey can configure Cisco routers very quickly and
efficiently"

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's Juniper monkey; it
can design and implement global networks using just about every routing
protocol ever invented. All the really useful stuff," said the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He
gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put
together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I
haven't actually seen it do anything, but, the other monkeys call him
the project manager."

Ovaj mi se mnogo svidja

haaaaaaaaaha...odlichan

Yep... I'm Jupiter monkey....