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Tema: The Chicken, the Horse and the Harley  (Pročitano 1713 puta)
31. Jan 2006, 11:07:13
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tako mi mlijeka u prahu ja kidam nalijevo !

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 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. 

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!


Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,but to no avail, for he had gone to town  with the only tractor.

  Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a  length of rope hoping he still had time to  save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and  he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

  After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward  and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser  when he returned.

   The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,he too, began to sink and cried out to  the horse to save his life!

  The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him  out of the pit

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled   him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)


  "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need  A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
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There was once a young man who in his youth professed his desire to become a great writter.When asked to define "great"he said:"I want to writte stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,stuff that will make them scream ,cry,howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft,writting error messages!!
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Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi vi ostarite.
I ta ce mi mladost tesko pasti...

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