Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "6 feet 8 tall, 350 pounds, 12 inch dick, 3 pound left nut, 3 pound right nut, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What exactly did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 6 feet 8 tall, I weigh 350 pounds, My dick is 12 inch long, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!"...Thank God, I thought you said: "Turn around".