Here Comes The Bride

Here she comes on down the aisle
Behind her veil she wears a smile
In her hands the bright bouquet
Daddy's here to give the bride away
Best man fumbles for the band
Groom puts it on her trembling hand
Almost before the vows are through
In her calmest voice she says, "I do."

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue

She hears the sound of little feet
But first there's a wedding cake to eat
Guests line up to kiss the bride
The groom feels like a lucky guy
Up above the churchbells ring
Preacher says which psalm to sing
There was silence 'till a bride's maid sighed
And someone said, "Here comes the bride."

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue

(You may now kiss the bride)

The veil goes back revealing bliss
The groom leans in to take his kiss

Here comes the bride
Something old
Here comes the bride
Something new
Here comes the bride
Something borrowed
And something blue...

Hey Dick

Now heres a fella who started shootin off a guy
Hey wow man, nice tie -- it looks sharp daddy-o
Here it comes!

Meanwhile across the dial
I cant sleep for the sound of a file
Woaa haha

? commandos
Rehearsin alabis
Im at my back window watchin all the passers by

King shrugs
Dismissin thugs
They walk out across the people he uses as rugs
Shes no good for you man
Later on hes on tv
He says Im just the same as you
And the rug folk know hes lyin too

My teachers say nope
And the pope shoots dope
Its all up to my elbows, mama
And Im slippin down the goddamn rope

Hey, dick! come quick!
Every soul is a precious ? novas wick
In the fire place
Theres letters and theyre burning fast
And theres never been a shortage of public opinion in the past
Silver threads wound upon a skein of death.
Mortals toil away their tallied days like insects beneath a reign of breath.
Oh shit! and here it comes...

My teachers say nope
And the pope shoots dope.
Its all up to my elbows, mama
And Im slippin down the goddamn rope.
Oh, and here it comes....

Now heres a fella who started shootin off a guy
Hey wow man, nice tie -- it looks sharp daddy-o
And here it comes....

You gotta believe me people, your principal of your high school,
Chances are he told you some lies. and your history teacher he or
She told you bullshit. and a lot of books you read, guess what?
Esepecially if a teacher or a government person gave them to you --
Theyre a crock of fuckin shit.

House

This is my house where I hang around
As soon as I get up, I start to get down
You dont need a place to stay
Our house is any old place we play

This is my house if you dont like it
Just get outta
Get outta
Get outta

Came up so fast gave me the bends
Now Im staring into a camera lens
From rags to riches and back again
But this is my house and I say when

This is my house.....

This is my house you know thats final
Its made of plastic, magnetic tape and vinyl
This is my house now doncha know
We move in every time you turn on your radio

This is my house....

How Could You Want Him

I'm quite contented to take my chances
Against the guildensterns & rosencrantses
It's a matter of cain & abel
And i can feel your knee underneath the table

He doesn't dangle by the seraphim
He only wants a pretty face by him so
How could you want him when you know you could have me?

See the pigeons peck & peck to pay the dues
They peck a little extra to resole their shoes
He's with the pigeons pecking crumbs
I'm on my deathbed bleeding with the cherubim

He doesn't dangle by the seraphim
He only wants a pretty face by him so
How could you want him when you know you could have me?

Ferocious angels send me falling stars
But i know just how dangerous wishes are
Ferocious angels watch me come and go
But i'm not too smart to go barging off of roof tops, though

Sit out september on the window sill
'cause you can't drink wine from a two dollar bill
Saint christopher lives on the end of a quill
Leave him a diamond in your last will

He doesn't dangle by the seraphim
He only wants a pretty face by him so
How could you want him when you know you could have me?

How could you want him when you know you could have me? (x4)