Cartman: I've outgrown all my friends! I need to meet more mature people, Clyde Frog! (looks
at Clyde Frog. Pause) Oh! Great idea, Clyde Frog! I could meet new friends on the internet!
(turns on the computer and goes on the internet. There is a list of chatrooms: "Cat People",
"Gleaming the Cube", "Joel Schumacher Must Die", Meat Lovers", "Men Who Like Young Boys",
"Teen Steam", and "United Anarchists".) Here's a chat room! "Men Who Like Young Boys"! That's
perfect! (clicks this and types his message under his user-name BigBoned.) "Hi, everybody! I
am a young boy seeking an older male for good times. I am eight years old and would love..."!
(some messages pop up.) Wow! Look at all these guys that wanna be my friends! I'll pick
Tony316! (clicks his window.) "Hi, Tony."! (Tony's message appears) "So what R U into?"! "Oh!
You know! The usual stuff!"! Smiley face! (types a colon and an end-parenthesis. Tony's
message appears.) "Kewl. Wanna get together?"! Smiley face! "Sure, Tony! That would be
kewl!" Winking smiley face! (types a semicolon and and end parethesis. Tony's message
appears.) "Meet me at Mel's Buffet restaurant tomorrow morning."! "Sounds good. See ya then!"
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face! (Types a less-than symbol, an at symbol, a colon, and an
end-parenthesis. <@:) ) You see that, Clyde Frog?! Tomorrow, I'm gonna meet my first mature
friend!

The back yard. The sliding door opens up to a small park, a Neverland, with a giraffe, small Ferris wheel, small carousel, and other things. The boys step through the doorway]
Cartman:   Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?!
Blanket:   Dad, you out here??
Dad:   Here I am, Blanket! [Blanket's dad, a spitting image of Michael Jackson, rides into view on a small train and waves. Every few seconds his moustache falls off and he has to put it back in place. He hops off the train and dances around] Heeee! [twirls, does a pelvic thrust while daintily touching his crotch] Jeh chabee durtah! [pulls up his pant legs a bit, kicks his right leg up, then whips his right arm out to full length. His moustache falls off and he resets it, thnn runs up to Blanket and picks him up] Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket!
Kyle:   [softly] What's wrong with his face?
Stan:   [softly] Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe he's a burn victim or something.
Blanket:   Guys, this is my dad, Michael Ja-
Mr. Jefferson:   Jefferson! Michael ...Jefferson, yeh. Hey, you wanna play with me? [runs into the yard] Come on, let's climb the tree! [tuns to a tree and scales it] Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree! [motions for the boys to join him. They oblige and jion him up there]
Have you been up my ...Wishing Tree? Tuh!
It's where I come to think and dream.
And now I'd like to show you my ...Wishing Tree. Jam on!
Where we can laugh and giggle and scream. Hee hee!
Imagination is the key.
Kyle:   Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.
Mr. Jefferson:   Won't you imagine along with me?
Kyle:   Mr. Jefferson? [on the ground, Blanket can't even reach the bottom rung of the ladder]
Mr. Jefferson:   We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on
Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything! Chuckajam on
Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Kajlov rodjak: I cannot concentrate...
Kartmen: Hmm, maybe you should go to the concentration camp, Jew!

Znaci brate to je to. Svaka cast.

Ovo mi je omiljena epizoda

Critters: Hail Satan!
Stan: Wait, wha-what?
Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
Critters: Yaaay Satan! [they head over to the manger]
Stan: Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
Stan: But I thought you meant the Son of God!
Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!
 [the other critters cheer. Stan is frozen stunned as Beary pulls up a satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other animals bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a big knife. The other animals crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw]
Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
Squirrely: [jumps into a puddle of blood] Blood orgy!!!
Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!

 

 

 

 

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