Sifre i varanja za [CS] :: Arhiva: Kutak za gamere ~ Kritike & Novosti

E momci, momci... CS je obicna buranija i to ne zaprzena! Najveci bug koji je izas'o u istoriji igara! Poslacu vam stvarnu metodu izrade CS-a mada je nekompletna. Jos jedna stvar: ne znam engleski, ne ucim ga u skoli pa ne obracajte paznju na fonetske i gramaticke greske, jednostavno oprostite. Inace nisam ukrao seo princip rada igre, sakrili su ostatak...
Svi se pitaju: kako li je tekla izrada "onakvog" CS-a kakvog ga mi poznajemo (ako neko ima neku drugu verziju, a da nije zvanicna CALL 1-800-GOD)? BFG & IICSC(International Investigation CamperStrike Comunity) vam donose PRAVU verziju i metode izrade (za razliku od one koja dolazi sa "igrom"). Pa da pocnemo:

beta 1.0(6.19.99)
Writen first line in HL console:
line1: 'Whatever pressed write ERROR'
line2: 'REPEAT 'ERROR' UNTIL reset button pressed'
line3: 'REPEAT 'line1' and 'line2' UNTIL WINDOWS fall down or
user break PC with basseball bat'

beta1.1(6.27.99)
Added new one new line:
'format c:\ 5min after starting beta1.1'
Improved time for server crash(now 5sec.)

beta1.1.2(date not known)
Added new weapon for killing your own PC(knife)

beta1.2(7.20.99)
Implemented first known bags! Programer(s) write: "This is our
first step in creating biggest bug in gamers world."

beta2.0(8.13.99)
Added many real guns with non-real options: AK-47 faring knifes,
DesertEagle firing cats heads at .50cal. , AI awp firing live dogs,
MP5 look like DAEWOO 431x that I have, bombs with PARACINKA
PARACIN chewing gum, etc.
Now you can start game on some servers and even try to walk before
your PC explode, but autors promise that will not happened again
(walk).
Added first models(GSG-9, SAS) but anybody don't know why (One
boy from STILGAR's PLACE tell us: "Why I need models, when I
can't see them?")?
New maps created: Atlantida(under see?), BermudsTriangle(sometimes
players gone away from his houses, real players), Kosovo(creating this
map started 3.99 with help of US military(thanks Uncle Sam)).

beta2.1(8.17.99)
Imlemented some new bugs. Added 'suicide' option for PC users.

beta3.0(9.14.99)
More bugs added. Changed hostage AI(now they are so stupid
that you can't even imagine). Added new weapon (P90-firing
potatoes).

beta3.1(9.16.99)
Added some usual bugs and one special(they don't want to tell us
witch one).

beta ???(9.16-11.5)
Programer(s) saw that he(they) can make money from this bugs,
so decide to make this bugs works, and money will come.

beta4.0(11.5.99)
TA DAAAA! Finaly this version is posible to run on some servers,
and don't want to crash that fast(about 15-20 min). All stupid US
kids wants to play this FULL FREE 'GAME' and this was the birthdate
of CS.
Offcorse, many,many,many new bugs are added, new weapons, new
maps, new console comands. For the first time kids are saw models,
saw 'real' weapons, and PLAY(?) CS.

beta4.1(12.1.99)
Some new bugs, nothing important.

beta5.0(12.23.99)
You can't belive how programers are working on this 'game'. Added so
manu bugs, new ways to crash your PC, new maps
Cim nabavim ostatak razoja igre stavicu ga ovde(citaj cim smislim).
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UT je bio i ostao zakon za sve prave hard-core gamer-e. Q serijal ne volim i ne igram ali postujem. UT rulz a vi pricajte sta ocete! CS je tol'ko spora igra da to nije normalno! Smorac...