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The Helpinki Formula
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what wound the children look like


The Third Mouse
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?


Brain Food
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain.
B:True.
P:I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
B:To my knowledge, never.
P:Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
B:Next to nil.
P:Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
B:Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
P:Poit, I guess I am.


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Where No Mouse Has Gone Before

"That plaque displays representations of man, woman, and the rudiments of earth's most sophisticated science. It is being sent on a probe to the outermost extremities of the galaxy, along with a disk showing earth's arts and music. If aliens look upon it, they shall learn everything they need to know about the dominant species of earth...If I put myself on that plaque, the aliens will recognize me as earth's leader."



When Mice Ruled the Earth

"By utilizing invisible forces of nature, we shall make this time machine work...with this [paper clip]...This paper clip will serve as an antenna, grabbing neutrinos from the cosmos, and providing ignition for this craft ...We shall travel back to the primordial era, alter the course of evolution, and then return to the present to a world dominated not by humans, but by mice. And they shall choose me as their leader...because I'm very likable."


Pinkasso

"Tonight...we are hosting a party, and the whole world will be attending... We shall fire a rocket carrying billions of tiny, self-adhesive mirrors at the moon. Upon detonation, the mirrors will cover the entire surface of the orb, thus creating a gigantic disco mirror ball...As humanity spends its every waking moment dancing the night away, we shall seize the planet."