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Tema: peas (Moderatori: SerbianFighter, canelane)

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lagarrigue

31. Jan 2006, 11:01:09

Svakodnevni prolaznik

tako mi mlijeka u prahu ja kidam nalijevo !

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An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say

something.

He said," What is it? "

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

Smile

IP sačuvana

There was once a young man who in his youth professed his desire to become a great writter.When asked to define "great"he said:"I want to writte stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,stuff that will make them scream ,cry,howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft,writting error messages!!

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miticdjd

Poruka #1

31. Jan 2006, 12:02:44

Zvezda u usponu

Zasto?

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kopernikus

Poruka #2

31. Jan 2006, 22:08:13

Jet set burekdzija

Ko rano rani, zajeb'o je pevca

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�

"San sam proziveo na "Marakani". Nisam kao klinac sanjao dres Mancestera ili Reala vec dres Zvezde, kapitensku traku na ruci i gol Partizanu! I sve sam to ostvario..." - Nemanja Vidic

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zero1

Poruka #3

01. Feb 2006, 05:44:09

Veteran foruma

Jet set burekdzija

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Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi vi ostarite.
I ta ce mi mladost tesko pasti...

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boba1989

Poruka #4

01. Feb 2006, 10:24:28

Hronicar svakodnevice

... I see You on The Dark Side of The Moon...

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srpkinja_bg

Poruka #5

01. Feb 2006, 17:33:16

Zvezda u usponu

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Ne budite mene,mamurna sam ja,
od rakije ljute.....

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