Employment application for montenegrin government positions

EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION FOR MONTENEGRIN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS

NAME: __________________________ ______________________________ ______
Title First Last Home Address in Crna Gora (Montenegro):

Military Rank Achieved ( CHECK ONE) Admiral ___General ___ Colonel ___ Major ____
Grandfather's Title: Baron ____ Duke _____ Earl _____ Prince _____ Vladika ______
Relationship to Tsar Nikola I (Check One) Cousin Brat od Strica ___ Brat od Tetke____ Brat od Ujaka___ Relative Neighbor Rođak ____ Dalji Rođak___ Komšija _______
Address of Property Owned in Belgrade ______________________________ ___
Pictures of Njegosh Owned Number: _____ Dimensions: ________
Address of 2nd Property in Belgrade ______________________________ ___

Job Information Section ---

Please Check Appropriate Space for Each Category

Position Applied For: Minister ____ Director _____ Manager _____V- President ____
Other ____
Desired Department – Resting ___ Hat Care ____ Medals and Military Decorations ______
Poetry___ Public Holiday Planning ___ Black Market Control _____
Speech Making ____ Njegosh Preservation _____ Napping _____

Hours Available ( Per Week ) 30 ____ 20 _____ 10 _____ Less Than 10 _____
VACATION Requirements ( Per Year ) More Than 10 Weeks ____ Less Than 10 Weeks____

Personal Information Section ---
Please Check Appropriate Space for Each Category

Education : PhD ____ MASTERS ____ OTHER _________ (explain)
Work Experience : Some ____ None ____ Former Yugoslav Government Employee _____
Which sentence best describes your work philosophy?
1) I have worked some, but don't really care for it ______
2) I have never worked but am willing to learn, within reason______
3) I have my own cigarette smuggling business, as long as this position doesn't interfere with it, I'm OK ________
4) I have been working my entire life and enjoy the fulfillment of a "job well done";
I am up to any task assigned ( For Applicants of Mixed Marriage ) __________
5) It's for Women Only _______

Please Rate your Application Experience - from 5 to 1
Circle the appropriate response 5 - Great – I was able to get a nap between sections.
4 - Excellent – I received a medal for completing form in less than one hour 3 - Good - I was able to take coffee breaks between sections 2 - Poor - To many questions, I got a headache
1 - Terrible – We didn't have to do this crap under Tito, just needed a lična karta (ID)

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