.  .  .  da li je to sreca saznacu, u potpunosti kad upoznam i tebe.  .  .  

*** ŽENE, U PREVODU.  .  .   ***

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I`m sorry = You`ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure.  .  .  go ahead = I don`t want you to

Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I`m beautiful

Do what you want = You`ll pay for this
later
I`m not upset = Of course I`m upset, you
moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you`re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs

You`re so.  .   manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I`m going to ask for
something expensive

It`s your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now

You`re certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??

I`ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you`re
really not going to like



*** MUŠKARCI - U PREVODU.  .  .   ***

I`m hungry = I`m hungry

I`m sleepy = I`m sleepy

I`m tired = I`m tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let`s have sex now

I`m bored = Do you want to have sex?

What`s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out
of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it.  .  .  we`d
better have sex now!

May I have this dance? = I`d eventually
like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I`d eventually
like to have sex with
you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d
eventually like to have sex
with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I`d
eventually like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it
illegal for you to have sex with other guys

Let`s talk = I am trying to impress you by
showing that I am a deep person and then you`d like
to have sex with me

I don`t think those shoes go with that
outfit = I am gay